1 00:02:19,029 --> 00:02:21,446 Well, these are certainly the cleanest steps 2 00:02:21,529 --> 00:02:22,946 on Madison Avenue. 3 00:02:23,029 --> 00:02:25,571 That's how Mr. Day wants them kept. 4 00:02:29,654 --> 00:02:31,738 - Good morning. - Good morning. 5 00:02:44,779 --> 00:02:47,404 - You're new here, aren't you? - Just this mornin'. 6 00:02:47,487 --> 00:02:50,070 This is the way Mr. Day gets his milk. 7 00:02:51,987 --> 00:02:53,321 Giddap. 8 00:03:11,529 --> 00:03:15,487 Annie, be careful of this dish. You could burn your hands. 9 00:03:15,571 --> 00:03:18,112 And keep the cover on till you're ready to serve them. 10 00:03:18,196 --> 00:03:21,362 - Mr. Day likes his muffins hot. - I'll do that. 11 00:04:05,863 --> 00:04:08,279 Annie, is the table set for breakfast? 12 00:04:08,362 --> 00:04:10,112 'Yes, ma'am.' 13 00:04:14,070 --> 00:04:15,821 Good mornin', ma'am. 14 00:04:15,905 --> 00:04:17,821 Good morning, Annie. How are you getting along? 15 00:04:17,904 --> 00:04:19,486 Alright, ma'am, I hope. 16 00:04:19,571 --> 00:04:22,029 Now don't be nervous just because this is your first day. 17 00:04:22,112 --> 00:04:24,154 Everything's going to be alright. 18 00:04:24,237 --> 00:04:27,487 But I do hope nothing goes wrong. 19 00:04:27,571 --> 00:04:30,779 Oh, no, Annie. The cream and sugar go down at this end. 20 00:04:30,863 --> 00:04:33,154 Oh, I thought in the center, ma'am 21 00:04:33,237 --> 00:04:34,821 everyone could reach them easy. 22 00:04:34,905 --> 00:04:38,320 - Mr. Day sits here. - Oh, excuse me. 23 00:04:38,404 --> 00:04:41,070 I didn't know where to place the napkins, ma'am. 24 00:04:41,154 --> 00:04:43,987 You can tell by the rings. The boys have their initials. 25 00:04:44,070 --> 00:04:47,361 C for Clarence. He sits here. 26 00:04:47,446 --> 00:04:49,696 J for John, here. 27 00:04:49,779 --> 00:04:53,779 W for Whitney. He sits over there next to his father. 28 00:04:53,863 --> 00:04:55,529 And the one with a little dog on it 29 00:04:55,613 --> 00:04:57,070 is Harlan's, of course. 30 00:04:57,154 --> 00:04:59,029 He's the baby. 31 00:04:59,112 --> 00:05:01,613 This narrow plain one is mine 32 00:05:01,696 --> 00:05:03,738 and this is Mr. Day's. 33 00:05:03,821 --> 00:05:08,029 It's just like mine except that it got bent...one morning. 34 00:05:08,112 --> 00:05:09,863 That reminds me, Annie. 35 00:05:09,946 --> 00:05:12,987 Always have Mr. Day's coffee piping hot. 36 00:05:13,070 --> 00:05:15,279 And whenever Mr. Day speaks to you, just say yes sir. 37 00:05:15,362 --> 00:05:17,070 Don't be nervous. You'll get used to him. 38 00:05:17,154 --> 00:05:18,029 Yes, ma'am. 39 00:05:18,112 --> 00:05:20,529 Oh, that beautiful rubber plant. 40 00:05:20,613 --> 00:05:22,571 I'm so glad it came. 41 00:05:22,654 --> 00:05:24,445 You mustn't water it every day. 42 00:05:24,529 --> 00:05:27,945 Too much moisture makes it very unhappy. 43 00:05:28,029 --> 00:05:29,029 Oh, good morning, mother. 44 00:05:29,112 --> 00:05:30,404 I thought you were still upstairs. 45 00:05:30,487 --> 00:05:31,696 'Good morning, Clarence.' 46 00:05:31,779 --> 00:05:34,154 Father must be talking to himself. 47 00:05:36,571 --> 00:05:38,779 A redhead. 48 00:05:38,863 --> 00:05:41,029 - Did you sleep well, mother? - Yes, thank you, dear. 49 00:05:41,112 --> 00:05:44,112 Golly, I'm hungry. 50 00:05:44,196 --> 00:05:46,571 Oh, and, Annie, we always start with fruit in the morning. 51 00:05:46,654 --> 00:05:48,905 Except the two younger boys who have their porridge and milk. 52 00:05:48,987 --> 00:05:50,905 'Jiminy, another wreck on the New Haven.' 53 00:05:50,987 --> 00:05:53,237 That always disturbs the stock market. 54 00:05:53,321 --> 00:05:54,571 Father won't like that. 55 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:57,070 I do wish the New Haven would stop having wrecks. 56 00:05:57,154 --> 00:05:59,905 If they knew how it upsets your father. 57 00:05:59,987 --> 00:06:02,404 My soul and body! Clarence, what's happened to your coat? 58 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:03,654 Oh, it ripped open again. 59 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:04,738 Margaret mended it for me 60 00:06:04,821 --> 00:06:05,821 but it wouldn't stay mended. 61 00:06:05,905 --> 00:06:07,863 Oh, dear, I'll just have to speak 62 00:06:07,946 --> 00:06:11,404 to your father about a new suit of clothes. 63 00:06:11,487 --> 00:06:12,613 Clarence, why did you take 64 00:06:12,696 --> 00:06:14,738 my H2SO4 out of our clothes closet? 65 00:06:14,821 --> 00:06:16,321 'I've told you a hundred times' 66 00:06:16,404 --> 00:06:18,695 'that closet's not to make experiments in.' 67 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:20,779 Two? 68 00:06:20,863 --> 00:06:22,362 Good morning, mother. 69 00:06:22,446 --> 00:06:24,738 John, have you been making those chemical smells again? 70 00:06:24,821 --> 00:06:26,779 No, mother, I'm making an electric battery. 71 00:06:26,863 --> 00:06:28,321 It will ring a bell and everything. 72 00:06:28,404 --> 00:06:30,445 You know your father doesn't like electricity. 73 00:06:30,529 --> 00:06:32,779 But, mother, everything's going to be electricity. 74 00:06:32,863 --> 00:06:36,070 - Not in this house. - 'Oh, God!' 75 00:06:37,946 --> 00:06:39,654 What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong? 76 00:06:39,738 --> 00:06:42,112 - 'Where's my necktie?' - Which necktie? 77 00:06:42,196 --> 00:06:44,613 'The one I gave you yesterday.' 78 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:46,987 It isn't pressed yet. I forgot to give it to Margaret. 79 00:06:47,070 --> 00:06:50,195 'I told you distinctly I wanted to wear that necktie today.' 80 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:51,863 You've got plenty of neckties. 81 00:06:51,946 --> 00:06:54,237 Put on another one right away and come down to breakfast. 82 00:06:54,321 --> 00:06:56,821 'I don't know what this world's coming to.' 83 00:06:58,321 --> 00:07:00,487 Mother, may I have my breakfast early? 84 00:07:00,571 --> 00:07:02,487 I'm going to play baseball. 85 00:07:02,571 --> 00:07:04,446 Three? 86 00:07:04,529 --> 00:07:05,738 Whitney, before you leave the house 87 00:07:05,821 --> 00:07:07,196 you have to study your catechism. 88 00:07:07,279 --> 00:07:09,529 But, mother, they're going to let me pitch today. 89 00:07:09,613 --> 00:07:11,154 Good morning. 90 00:07:11,237 --> 00:07:12,987 - Who won? - The Giants, 7 to 3. 91 00:07:13,070 --> 00:07:14,945 - Buck Ewing hit a home run. - Let me see. 92 00:07:15,029 --> 00:07:18,029 Boys, don't wrinkle the paper before your father sees it. 93 00:07:18,112 --> 00:07:20,654 Mother, could you ask me my catechism now? 94 00:07:20,738 --> 00:07:23,446 - I think I know it. - Well, let's see. 95 00:07:23,529 --> 00:07:26,487 - Ah, what is your name? - Whitney Benjamin. 96 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:28,321 - Who gave you your-- - 'Here I come!' 97 00:07:31,279 --> 00:07:33,279 Come and help me down, mother. 98 00:07:33,362 --> 00:07:35,112 There are steps to come down on. 99 00:07:35,196 --> 00:07:36,946 - Good morning, darling. - Good morning, mother. 100 00:07:37,029 --> 00:07:39,029 - How's your finger? - It itches. 101 00:07:39,112 --> 00:07:41,196 Good. That's a sign it's getting better. 102 00:07:41,279 --> 00:07:43,029 Come along. 103 00:07:43,112 --> 00:07:45,070 Four! 104 00:07:45,154 --> 00:07:47,613 Let's see. What was I doing? 105 00:07:47,696 --> 00:07:50,237 Oh, yes, the catechism. 106 00:07:50,321 --> 00:07:51,779 Who gave you your name? 107 00:07:51,863 --> 00:07:53,196 My sponsors at baptism 108 00:07:53,279 --> 00:07:55,362 wherein I was made a member of Christ 109 00:07:55,446 --> 00:07:56,696 the child of God 110 00:07:56,779 --> 00:07:59,154 and an inheritor of the kingdom of heaven. 111 00:07:59,237 --> 00:08:01,654 Mother, if I hadn't been baptized 112 00:08:01,738 --> 00:08:03,112 wouldn't I have any name? 113 00:08:03,196 --> 00:08:05,779 Not in the sight of the church. 114 00:08:05,863 --> 00:08:08,029 What did your sponsors then for you? 115 00:08:08,112 --> 00:08:10,821 They did promise and vow three things in my name. 116 00:08:10,905 --> 00:08:13,695 First, that I should renounce the devil and all of his.. 117 00:08:18,237 --> 00:08:20,362 'And secondly..' 118 00:08:20,446 --> 00:08:22,237 '...secondly, that I believe' 119 00:08:22,321 --> 00:08:24,613 'all the articles of the Christian faith.' 120 00:08:24,696 --> 00:08:27,779 And thirdly, that I should keep 121 00:08:27,863 --> 00:08:29,779 God's holy will and commandments 122 00:08:29,863 --> 00:08:32,154 'and walk in the same all the days of my--' 123 00:08:32,236 --> 00:08:35,279 Morning, boys. Morning. 124 00:08:35,361 --> 00:08:37,195 - Good morning, father. - Good morning, father. 125 00:08:37,279 --> 00:08:39,111 Morning, Vinnie. Had a good night? 126 00:08:39,196 --> 00:08:41,446 - Yes, thank you, Clare. - Good. 127 00:08:41,529 --> 00:08:43,571 Sit down, boys. 128 00:08:43,654 --> 00:08:45,029 What's that thing doing in here? 129 00:08:45,112 --> 00:08:47,404 Clare, that's our new rubber plant. 130 00:08:47,487 --> 00:08:49,404 Place for rubber plants is on the equator. 131 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:52,820 Uh, take that object out, Catherine. 132 00:08:52,905 --> 00:08:55,069 - You're not Catherine. - No, sir. 133 00:08:55,154 --> 00:08:57,529 Good. Never liked Catherine, anyway. 134 00:09:00,196 --> 00:09:02,571 Put it somewhere else, Annie, but not too near a window. 135 00:09:02,654 --> 00:09:03,613 Yes, ma'am. 136 00:09:03,696 --> 00:09:04,987 Sit down, Harlan. 137 00:09:05,070 --> 00:09:06,571 Thank you, dear. 138 00:09:17,154 --> 00:09:18,571 Where did that dog come from? 139 00:09:18,654 --> 00:09:20,946 She'll leave, mother. I'll talk to her. 140 00:09:21,029 --> 00:09:22,613 What did you say? 141 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:25,196 Oh, Clare, that new suit looks very nice. 142 00:09:26,571 --> 00:09:27,905 You've put on a little weight, dear. 143 00:09:27,987 --> 00:09:30,154 I weigh just the same as I always have. 144 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,069 Well, Clarence has just managed to ruin 145 00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:34,279 the only decent suit he has. 146 00:09:34,362 --> 00:09:37,362 I'm sorry, but I'm afraid he'll need a new suit of clothes. 147 00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:38,613 Vinnie, Clarence has to learn 148 00:09:38,696 --> 00:09:40,112 not to be so hard on his clothes. 149 00:09:40,196 --> 00:09:41,196 But, father, I thought-- 150 00:09:41,279 --> 00:09:42,279 You're starting Yale in the fall. 151 00:09:42,362 --> 00:09:43,779 You'll be completely outfitted. 152 00:09:43,863 --> 00:09:45,112 But nothing this summer. 153 00:09:45,196 --> 00:09:47,654 Can I have one of your old suits cut down for me? 154 00:09:47,738 --> 00:09:50,779 Every suit I own still has plenty of wear in it. 155 00:09:50,863 --> 00:09:52,987 I wear my clothes until they're worn out. 156 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:54,654 Well, if you want your clothes worn out 157 00:09:54,738 --> 00:09:56,571 Clarence can wear them out much faster than you can. 158 00:09:56,654 --> 00:09:59,154 Yes, and, father, you never get a chance to wear yours out. 159 00:09:59,237 --> 00:10:00,570 Every time you get a new batch of clothes 160 00:10:00,654 --> 00:10:03,154 mother sends the old ones to the missionary barrel. 161 00:10:03,237 --> 00:10:05,487 I guess I'm just as good as any old missionary. 162 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:08,571 Clarence, before you compare yourself to a missionary 163 00:10:08,654 --> 00:10:10,821 'remember the sacrifices they make.' 164 00:10:10,905 --> 00:10:12,779 Oh, I don't know, Vinnie. 165 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:14,946 I think my clothes would look better on Clarence 166 00:10:15,029 --> 00:10:16,487 than on some Hottentot. 167 00:10:18,279 --> 00:10:21,237 Have that, uh, dark suit of mine cut down to fit you. 168 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:22,654 Well, thank you, father. 169 00:10:22,738 --> 00:10:24,613 One of father's suits. Thank you, sir. 170 00:10:24,696 --> 00:10:26,279 In return for that, Clarence 171 00:10:26,362 --> 00:10:29,863 I want you to practice more often on your violin. 172 00:10:29,946 --> 00:10:31,196 Whitney, don't eat so fast. 173 00:10:31,279 --> 00:10:33,446 Well, father, I'm going to pitch today. 174 00:10:33,529 --> 00:10:37,029 But before I go, I have to study my catechism. 175 00:10:37,112 --> 00:10:39,195 What do you bother with that for? 176 00:10:39,279 --> 00:10:40,863 Because if he doesn't know his catechism 177 00:10:40,946 --> 00:10:42,237 he can't be confirmed. 178 00:10:42,321 --> 00:10:44,362 But, Vinnie, Whitney's going to pitch today. 179 00:10:44,446 --> 00:10:46,696 He can be confirmed any old time. 180 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:49,487 Clare, sometimes it seems to me you don't care 181 00:10:49,571 --> 00:10:51,362 whether your children get to heaven or not. 182 00:10:51,446 --> 00:10:53,362 Oh, Whitney will get to heaven alright. 183 00:10:53,446 --> 00:10:54,946 I'll be there before you are, Whitney. 184 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:56,362 I'll see that you get in. 185 00:10:56,446 --> 00:10:58,112 And, Whitney, when we get to heaven 186 00:10:58,196 --> 00:11:00,321 we'll organize a baseball team of our own. 187 00:11:00,404 --> 00:11:01,613 - Good. - Hmm. 188 00:11:01,696 --> 00:11:04,279 Be just like you to try and run things up there. 189 00:11:04,362 --> 00:11:05,695 Well, from all I've heard about heaven 190 00:11:05,779 --> 00:11:08,321 it seems to be a pretty unbusiness-like place. 191 00:11:08,404 --> 00:11:10,571 They could probably use a good man like me. 192 00:11:10,654 --> 00:11:13,821 What makes you so sure they'll let you in to heaven? 193 00:11:13,905 --> 00:11:15,487 Well, if they don't, I'll certainly raise 194 00:11:15,571 --> 00:11:17,571 a devil of a row. 195 00:11:17,654 --> 00:11:22,029 Clare, I do hope you'll behave when you get to heaven. 196 00:11:22,112 --> 00:11:24,069 Now, Vinnie, what.. 197 00:11:25,987 --> 00:11:28,570 Vinnie, how many times have I asked you not to engage a maid 198 00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:30,863 who doesn't know how to serve properly? 199 00:11:30,946 --> 00:11:33,738 Clare, can't you see she's new and doing her best? 200 00:11:33,821 --> 00:11:36,321 How can I serve myself when she's holding that platter 201 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,237 over my head? 202 00:11:38,321 --> 00:11:40,905 - Hold it lower, Annie. - Yes, ma'am. 203 00:11:44,321 --> 00:11:47,112 What became of the one we had yesterday? 204 00:11:47,196 --> 00:11:49,529 I don't know why you can't keep a maid. 205 00:11:49,613 --> 00:11:51,362 Oh, you don't! 206 00:11:51,446 --> 00:11:52,987 Why on earth can't you run your house 207 00:11:53,070 --> 00:11:54,279 the way I run my office? 208 00:11:54,362 --> 00:11:57,320 All I want is service. 209 00:11:59,362 --> 00:12:01,445 What the devil's that noise? 210 00:12:03,362 --> 00:12:06,112 - It's Annie. - Annie? Who's Annie? 211 00:12:06,196 --> 00:12:07,863 The maid. 212 00:12:07,946 --> 00:12:10,029 I'll take it, Annie. 213 00:12:13,029 --> 00:12:15,905 Clare, aren't you ashamed of yourself? 214 00:12:15,987 --> 00:12:17,279 What have I done now? 215 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:20,404 You made her cry, speaking to her the way you did. 216 00:12:20,487 --> 00:12:22,529 I never said a word to her. 217 00:12:22,613 --> 00:12:24,654 I was addressing myself to you. 218 00:12:24,738 --> 00:12:27,112 I do wish you'd be more careful. 219 00:12:27,196 --> 00:12:28,362 It's hard enough to keep a maid 220 00:12:28,446 --> 00:12:30,738 and the uniform just fit this one. 221 00:12:35,029 --> 00:12:37,487 'What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong?' 222 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:45,987 What in the name of.. 223 00:12:46,070 --> 00:12:49,070 Well, where did you come from? 224 00:12:50,571 --> 00:12:53,154 - Who do you belong to? - She's mine, father. 225 00:12:53,237 --> 00:12:55,237 Her name is Princess. 226 00:12:55,321 --> 00:12:58,196 Hmm, looks more like a prince to me. 227 00:13:04,196 --> 00:13:06,905 - Margaret, this bacon's good. - Oh. 228 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:10,404 - Well, it's good. - Yes, sir. 229 00:13:10,487 --> 00:13:12,779 Harlan, how's that finger? 230 00:13:12,863 --> 00:13:14,905 'Come here, let me see it.' 231 00:13:14,987 --> 00:13:16,570 Yes, father. 232 00:13:20,070 --> 00:13:23,279 Ah, yes, that's healing nicely. 233 00:13:23,362 --> 00:13:24,613 I guess you'll know the next time 234 00:13:24,696 --> 00:13:26,613 that cats don't like to be hugged. 235 00:13:26,696 --> 00:13:29,362 It's alright to stroke them, but don't squeeze them. 236 00:13:29,446 --> 00:13:30,987 Now go back and finish your oatmeal. 237 00:13:31,070 --> 00:13:32,446 I don't like oatmeal. 238 00:13:32,529 --> 00:13:33,863 Go on and finish it. It's good for you. 239 00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:35,571 But I don't like it. 240 00:13:35,654 --> 00:13:37,863 I'll tell you what you like and what you don't like. 241 00:13:37,946 --> 00:13:40,196 You're not old enough to know about such things. 242 00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:42,487 You've no business not to like oatmeal. 243 00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:45,070 - It's good. - I hate it! 244 00:13:45,154 --> 00:13:46,654 That's enough! We won't discuss it. 245 00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:48,863 Eat that oatmeal at once! 246 00:13:56,821 --> 00:13:58,070 Ugh. 247 00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:08,905 John, that letter's for your mother. 248 00:14:08,987 --> 00:14:11,112 I finished my oatmeal, father. May I be excused? 249 00:14:11,196 --> 00:14:13,613 Yes, Whitney, you may go. Pitch a good game. 250 00:14:13,696 --> 00:14:15,362 I will. 251 00:14:15,446 --> 00:14:16,987 Whitney. 252 00:14:17,070 --> 00:14:20,196 Yes, mother, my catechism. 253 00:14:20,279 --> 00:14:22,196 Never mind this morning, darling. Run along. 254 00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,404 Thank you, mother. 255 00:14:26,070 --> 00:14:28,487 Margaret, what is this? 256 00:14:28,571 --> 00:14:31,154 - Coffee, sir. - It is not coffee. 257 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,279 You couldn't possibly take water and coffee beans 258 00:14:33,362 --> 00:14:35,738 and arrive at that. It's slops. That's what it is. 259 00:14:35,821 --> 00:14:37,571 Slops! Take it away. 260 00:14:37,654 --> 00:14:39,446 I come down to this table every morning hungry-- 261 00:14:39,529 --> 00:14:40,905 'Well, if you're hungry, Clare' 262 00:14:40,987 --> 00:14:43,654 'why aren't you eating your breakfast?' 263 00:14:43,738 --> 00:14:45,738 I am. 264 00:14:45,821 --> 00:14:48,362 Aunt Judith wants me to come up and visit her. 265 00:14:49,779 --> 00:14:53,279 Now, Vinnie, I want no more relatives in this house. 266 00:14:53,362 --> 00:14:54,945 We're going to live here by ourselves 267 00:14:55,029 --> 00:14:56,487 in peace and comfort. 268 00:14:56,571 --> 00:15:00,029 Clare, I was saying Aunt Judith wants me to visit her. 269 00:15:00,112 --> 00:15:03,237 - Oh. - Eat your oatmeal, dear. 270 00:15:03,321 --> 00:15:04,654 What on earth is this? 271 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:07,070 "Dear friend Day, we are assigning you 272 00:15:07,154 --> 00:15:08,946 "the exclusive rights to Staten Island 273 00:15:09,029 --> 00:15:11,321 for selling the Gem Home Popover Popcorn." 274 00:15:11,404 --> 00:15:14,070 I think that's for me, father. 275 00:15:14,154 --> 00:15:17,654 But then why isn't it addressed to Clarence Day, Jr.? 276 00:15:17,738 --> 00:15:19,154 Oh, it is. 277 00:15:19,237 --> 00:15:21,654 I wouldn't get mixed up in popcorn, Clarence. 278 00:15:21,738 --> 00:15:24,196 It's too indigestible. 279 00:15:24,279 --> 00:15:26,529 Confound it! Another wreck on the New Haven. 280 00:15:26,613 --> 00:15:27,987 If you please, ma'am, there's a dollar due 281 00:15:28,070 --> 00:15:30,321 on a package. It's from Lewis and Congers. 282 00:15:30,404 --> 00:15:32,487 'Oh, yes, those kitchen knives I ordered.' 283 00:15:32,571 --> 00:15:34,112 Ah, make a memorandum of that, Vinnie. 284 00:15:34,196 --> 00:15:35,946 One dollar and whatever it was for. 285 00:15:36,029 --> 00:15:37,154 Of course, Clare. 286 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,570 I must have a record of what is spent 287 00:15:38,654 --> 00:15:40,779 running this house. 288 00:15:40,863 --> 00:15:42,821 I've never understood what good a record is 289 00:15:42,905 --> 00:15:44,154 after the money's gone. 290 00:15:44,237 --> 00:15:45,529 There's just a dollar, Margaret. 291 00:15:45,613 --> 00:15:48,821 Vinnie, this house must be run on a business basis. 292 00:15:48,905 --> 00:15:50,571 That's what the household accounts are for. 293 00:15:50,654 --> 00:15:52,654 Oh, Clare, it's half past 8:00. 294 00:15:52,738 --> 00:15:54,487 'You don't wanna be late at the office.' 295 00:15:54,571 --> 00:15:56,070 Plenty of time. 296 00:15:56,154 --> 00:15:58,654 - Annie, clear the table now. - Yes, ma'am, I'll do that. 297 00:15:58,738 --> 00:16:01,529 - Clarence, John. - Yes, mother? 298 00:16:01,613 --> 00:16:03,613 You boys go up and move the small bureau 299 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:04,863 from my room into yours. 300 00:16:04,946 --> 00:16:06,196 - Who's coming? - Cousin Cora. 301 00:16:06,279 --> 00:16:07,696 And she's bringing a friend with her. 302 00:16:07,779 --> 00:16:09,946 - A young girl. - A girl! 303 00:16:10,029 --> 00:16:11,613 You'll have to help entertain her, Clarence. 304 00:16:11,696 --> 00:16:12,863 Oh, mother, do I have to? 305 00:16:12,946 --> 00:16:14,696 Wait till father finds out we've got 306 00:16:14,779 --> 00:16:16,154 visitors. There'll be a rumpus. 307 00:16:16,237 --> 00:16:18,069 John, don't criticize your father. 308 00:16:18,154 --> 00:16:21,905 He's very hospitable after he gets used to the idea. 309 00:16:21,987 --> 00:16:23,863 - I like coffee. I like tea. - Tsk, tsk. 310 00:16:23,946 --> 00:16:25,696 I like the girls and the girls like me. 311 00:16:25,779 --> 00:16:27,613 Well, I don't like girls and they don't like me. 312 00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:30,446 - 'Oh, God!' - Go on, boys. Go on. 313 00:16:33,946 --> 00:16:36,154 What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong? 314 00:16:36,237 --> 00:16:37,529 How did that get in this room? 315 00:16:37,613 --> 00:16:40,905 Now, Clare, how was the new maid to know? 316 00:16:40,987 --> 00:16:42,320 Keep that abomination out of here. 317 00:16:42,404 --> 00:16:44,237 Alright, I'll take it. 318 00:16:47,946 --> 00:16:49,571 Oh, Clare dear, I'm afraid 319 00:16:49,654 --> 00:16:51,696 I'm going to need some more money. 320 00:16:51,779 --> 00:16:53,863 You were complaining about the coffee this morning. 321 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,321 Well, that nice French drip coffee pot is broken 322 00:16:56,404 --> 00:16:57,779 and you know how it got broken. 323 00:16:57,863 --> 00:16:59,112 Never mind that, Vinnie. 324 00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:05,570 As I remember that coffee pot cost $5 and, uh, something. 325 00:17:05,654 --> 00:17:07,487 I'll give you $6. 326 00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:09,236 Uh, when you get it, Vinnie 327 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,069 enter the exact amount in the ledger. 328 00:17:11,154 --> 00:17:12,112 Of course, Clare. 329 00:17:12,195 --> 00:17:13,737 We can't go on month after month 330 00:17:13,820 --> 00:17:15,905 having the household accounts in such a mess. 331 00:17:15,987 --> 00:17:18,070 No, and I thought of a system 332 00:17:18,154 --> 00:17:19,905 that will make my bookkeeping perfect. 333 00:17:19,987 --> 00:17:21,821 Well, I'm certainly relieved to hear that. 334 00:17:21,905 --> 00:17:25,445 All we have to do is open charge accounts everywhere 335 00:17:25,529 --> 00:17:28,320 and the stores will do my bookkeeping for me. 336 00:17:28,404 --> 00:17:29,571 Now wait a minute, Vinnie-- 337 00:17:29,654 --> 00:17:31,029 Then when the bills come in 338 00:17:31,112 --> 00:17:33,279 you'd know exactly where your money had gone. 339 00:17:33,362 --> 00:17:34,779 Yes, I certainly would. 340 00:17:34,863 --> 00:17:37,362 Vinnie, we get enough bills as it is. 341 00:17:37,446 --> 00:17:40,111 Clare dear, don't you hate those arguments 342 00:17:40,196 --> 00:17:41,737 we have every month? 343 00:17:41,821 --> 00:17:43,404 I certainly do. 344 00:17:43,487 --> 00:17:45,196 Not to have those, I should think would be worth 345 00:17:45,279 --> 00:17:47,154 something to you. 346 00:17:50,446 --> 00:17:52,486 Well, I'll open an account at Lewis and Congers 347 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,737 and, uh, one at McCreery's to start with. 348 00:17:54,821 --> 00:17:56,946 - Thank you, Clare. - We'll see how it works out. 349 00:17:57,029 --> 00:17:59,070 Thank you. 350 00:17:59,154 --> 00:18:02,279 Oh, the rector's coming to tea today. 351 00:18:02,362 --> 00:18:04,446 The rector. Well, I'm glad you warned me. 352 00:18:04,529 --> 00:18:05,863 I'll go to the club. 353 00:18:05,946 --> 00:18:08,154 Don't expect me home until dinnertime. 354 00:18:08,237 --> 00:18:10,571 Clare dear, I do wish you'd take 355 00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:12,821 a little more interest in the church. 356 00:18:12,905 --> 00:18:15,404 Getting me into heaven is your business, Vinnie. 357 00:18:15,487 --> 00:18:18,029 If there's anything wrong with my ticket when I get there 358 00:18:18,112 --> 00:18:19,821 you can fix it up. 359 00:18:19,905 --> 00:18:23,029 Everybody loves you so much. I'm sure God must too. 360 00:18:23,112 --> 00:18:25,321 I'll do my best, Clare. 361 00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:28,154 It wouldn't be heaven without you. 362 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:31,237 If you're there, Vinnie, I'll manage to get in some way 363 00:18:31,321 --> 00:18:33,946 even if I have to climb the fence. 364 00:18:44,237 --> 00:18:45,946 Margaret. Margaret. 365 00:18:46,029 --> 00:18:47,571 'Oh, God!' 366 00:18:49,112 --> 00:18:51,362 What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong? 367 00:18:51,446 --> 00:18:54,404 Why did God make so many dumb fools and Democrats? 368 00:18:54,487 --> 00:18:56,029 Ah, politics. 369 00:18:56,112 --> 00:18:59,154 Yes, but it's taking the bread out of our mouths! 370 00:18:59,237 --> 00:19:02,863 Honest Hugh Grant. 371 00:19:02,946 --> 00:19:05,696 Honest, bah! 372 00:19:05,779 --> 00:19:08,362 Fine mayor you've turned out to be. 373 00:19:08,446 --> 00:19:10,529 If you can't run this city without raising taxes 374 00:19:10,613 --> 00:19:12,613 every five minutes, you'd better get out. 375 00:19:12,696 --> 00:19:14,779 Let someone who can. 376 00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:17,112 Richard Cook is running in this town 377 00:19:17,196 --> 00:19:19,862 and you're just his cat's paw! 378 00:19:19,946 --> 00:19:22,612 Tell me this, are these increased taxes 379 00:19:22,696 --> 00:19:24,361 going into public improvements 380 00:19:24,446 --> 00:19:26,361 or are they going into graft? 381 00:19:26,446 --> 00:19:28,279 Answer me that honestly if you can 382 00:19:28,362 --> 00:19:30,070 Mr. Honest Hugh Grant. 383 00:19:30,154 --> 00:19:31,863 You can't? I thought so. 384 00:19:31,946 --> 00:19:33,361 Bah! 385 00:19:33,446 --> 00:19:35,154 - Don't order dinner.. - 'You were elected to office..' 386 00:19:35,237 --> 00:19:36,571 '...on the promise that you would put an end' 387 00:19:36,654 --> 00:19:38,487 'to all this thievery and corruption.' 388 00:19:38,571 --> 00:19:41,905 'Have you put an end to it? No. You've encouraged it.' 389 00:19:41,987 --> 00:19:45,404 'Every day there's some new raid on the public treasury.' 390 00:19:45,487 --> 00:19:48,321 - If you don't stop.. - Father, if you don't mind.. 391 00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,070 ...of New York, we're going to throw you 392 00:19:50,154 --> 00:19:52,946 and your boodle board of aldermen out of office. 393 00:19:53,029 --> 00:19:55,196 I'm warning you for the last time. 394 00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:58,112 Robbery. That's what it is. Highway robbery! 395 00:19:58,196 --> 00:20:00,321 - Annie. Annie. - What is it? 396 00:20:00,404 --> 00:20:02,571 Take this fresh cup of coffee in to Mr. Day. 397 00:20:02,654 --> 00:20:04,529 But Mr. Day's got a visitor. 398 00:20:04,613 --> 00:20:06,571 '...are not going to tolerate these..' 399 00:20:06,654 --> 00:20:08,571 Nonsense. Run along in there. 400 00:20:08,654 --> 00:20:11,779 We pay you a good round sum to watch after our interests 401 00:20:11,863 --> 00:20:14,279 and all we get is inefficiency. 402 00:20:14,362 --> 00:20:16,070 I know you're a nincompoop 403 00:20:16,154 --> 00:20:19,987 and I strongly suspect you of being a scalawag. 404 00:20:20,070 --> 00:20:23,196 You're not going to escape your legal responsibilities. 405 00:20:23,279 --> 00:20:25,654 Legal responsibilities? 406 00:20:25,738 --> 00:20:28,237 By God, I mean criminal responsibilities! 407 00:20:28,321 --> 00:20:31,029 Don't think for one minute we're going to let you escape. 408 00:20:31,112 --> 00:20:34,070 We're going to throw you into jail! 409 00:20:42,196 --> 00:20:45,946 - Annie, are you hurt? - He can't throw me into jail! 410 00:20:46,029 --> 00:20:48,446 Vinnie? 411 00:20:48,529 --> 00:20:50,613 Vinnie, why can't I have quiet here in the morning? 412 00:20:50,696 --> 00:20:52,279 Clare, what happened? 413 00:20:52,362 --> 00:20:53,738 Uh, sounded to me as though that maid 414 00:20:53,821 --> 00:20:54,905 dropped a whole tray of dishes. 415 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,738 Yes, but what did you say to her? 416 00:20:56,821 --> 00:21:00,070 Say to her? I haven't seen her since breakfast. 417 00:21:00,154 --> 00:21:01,905 - I better get to the office. - Oh, yes, Clare. 418 00:21:01,987 --> 00:21:03,321 You don't want to be late. 419 00:21:03,404 --> 00:21:05,696 I'll be home in plenty of time for dinner. 420 00:21:05,779 --> 00:21:07,905 Why don't we have chicken fricassee tonight? 421 00:21:07,987 --> 00:21:10,863 Well, Clare, chicken's gone up. It's 8 cents a pound. 422 00:21:25,404 --> 00:21:27,279 Where the devil's she going dressed up like that? 423 00:21:27,362 --> 00:21:30,487 Clare, you've done it again. How could you? 424 00:21:30,571 --> 00:21:33,654 - How could I what? - Can't you see she's leaving? 425 00:21:33,738 --> 00:21:36,070 Oh, dear. I have no time to engage a new maid. 426 00:21:36,154 --> 00:21:39,779 - We'll have to have dinner out. - Dinner out. Nonsense. 427 00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:42,446 - I'll engage a new maid myself. - Clare, you can't. 428 00:21:42,529 --> 00:21:45,529 - She has to fit the uniform. - I'll have one here in an hour. 429 00:21:45,613 --> 00:21:47,613 - 'Goodbye, dear.' - 'Goodbye, Clare.' 430 00:21:49,070 --> 00:21:50,862 Good morning, Mr. Day. On your way to the office? 431 00:21:50,946 --> 00:21:53,612 - Yes.. Good morning. - Mrs. Day. 432 00:21:56,613 --> 00:21:58,987 - Good morning, Mr. Day. - Morning, Jim. 433 00:22:03,446 --> 00:22:06,111 Giddap! 434 00:22:06,196 --> 00:22:07,361 Giddap. 435 00:22:23,446 --> 00:22:25,654 Cora, it's wonderful to see you. 436 00:22:25,738 --> 00:22:28,070 Oh, thank you. 437 00:22:28,154 --> 00:22:29,863 Oh, Vinnie, I declare you're getting 438 00:22:29,946 --> 00:22:31,571 younger and prettier every year. 439 00:22:31,654 --> 00:22:34,779 - Oh, this is Mary Skinner. - Ed Skinner's daughter. 440 00:22:34,863 --> 00:22:37,487 My goodness, I never would have known you. 441 00:22:37,571 --> 00:22:40,446 Just leave your things out here and come right on in. 442 00:22:40,529 --> 00:22:43,154 I heard my father talk so much about you, Mrs. Day. 443 00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:45,863 Oh, did he tell you how he used to dip my pigtails 444 00:22:45,946 --> 00:22:47,361 in the inkwell at school? 445 00:22:49,905 --> 00:22:51,696 What's the news in Pleasantville, Cora? 446 00:22:51,779 --> 00:22:53,738 Oh, Vinnie, I have so much to tell you. 447 00:22:53,821 --> 00:22:55,905 We wrote you that Aunt Carrie broke her hip. 448 00:22:55,987 --> 00:22:58,112 That was the night that Robert Ingersoll lectured. 449 00:22:58,196 --> 00:23:00,154 Of course, she couldn't get there, but it was a good thing 450 00:23:00,237 --> 00:23:01,529 for Mr. Ingersoll she didn't. 451 00:23:01,613 --> 00:23:03,279 'How do you do, Cousin Cora?' 452 00:23:03,362 --> 00:23:06,029 Oh, Clarence, my, my. 453 00:23:06,112 --> 00:23:08,112 No, no, Cora, this is John. 454 00:23:08,196 --> 00:23:10,571 John! Why, how you've grown. 455 00:23:10,654 --> 00:23:13,237 You'll be a man before your mother. 456 00:23:13,321 --> 00:23:15,154 'John, this is Mary Skinner.' 457 00:23:15,237 --> 00:23:17,196 - How do you do? - How do you do? 458 00:23:17,279 --> 00:23:19,821 Vinnie, everybody in Pleasantville sends their love. 459 00:23:19,905 --> 00:23:22,987 Grandpa Evans, Cousin Edith, Aunt Hattie, the Taylors. 460 00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:24,946 - Oh, just everybody. - Cora, how is Grandpa Evans? 461 00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:26,487 Oh, he hasn't been at all well. 462 00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:29,737 You know, he only has one kidney and that's bloating. 463 00:23:29,821 --> 00:23:31,946 How do you do, Cousin Cora? I'm glad to see you. 464 00:23:32,029 --> 00:23:34,196 This can't be Clarence. 465 00:23:34,279 --> 00:23:37,112 - Yes, it is. - My, my. 466 00:23:37,196 --> 00:23:39,486 My goodness, every time I see you boys 467 00:23:39,571 --> 00:23:41,696 you've grown another foot. 468 00:23:41,779 --> 00:23:44,571 Let's see, you're going to St. Paul's now, aren't you? 469 00:23:44,654 --> 00:23:47,487 St. Paul's? I was through with St. Paul's long ago. 470 00:23:47,571 --> 00:23:49,654 I'm starting in Yale this fall. 471 00:23:49,738 --> 00:23:50,987 Yale! 472 00:23:51,070 --> 00:23:53,196 Oh, uh, oh, Mary, this is Clarence. 473 00:23:53,279 --> 00:23:55,905 - Mary Skinner. - How do you do? 474 00:23:55,987 --> 00:23:58,821 Oh, this is Mary's first trip to New York. 475 00:23:58,905 --> 00:24:01,154 Yes, it is. It's her first trip. 476 00:24:01,237 --> 00:24:03,779 We'll have to show Mary around. 477 00:24:03,863 --> 00:24:05,946 Oh, I'll tell you, I'll ask Mr. Day 478 00:24:06,029 --> 00:24:08,321 to take us all to Delmonico's for dinner tonight. 479 00:24:08,404 --> 00:24:10,863 - Delmonico's! - Think of that, Mary. 480 00:24:10,946 --> 00:24:12,236 Delmonico's! 481 00:24:12,321 --> 00:24:14,361 And Cousin Clare's such a wonderful host. 482 00:24:14,446 --> 00:24:17,321 Well, I know you girls want to freshen up, so come upstairs. 483 00:24:17,404 --> 00:24:18,821 Clarence, get their bags. 484 00:24:18,905 --> 00:24:20,529 I've given you girls Clarence's room 485 00:24:20,613 --> 00:24:22,446 but he didn't know about it until this morning. 486 00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:24,196 - I don't want you to give.. - He hasn't moved his things.. 487 00:24:26,279 --> 00:24:28,070 John, get their old bags. 488 00:24:31,362 --> 00:24:34,404 Oh, you play the violin. 489 00:24:34,487 --> 00:24:37,529 Well, I, I fool with it a little. 490 00:24:39,070 --> 00:24:40,571 You're just being modest. 491 00:24:40,654 --> 00:24:42,362 No, really, I.. 492 00:24:42,446 --> 00:24:44,070 I play the piano. 493 00:24:44,154 --> 00:24:46,863 Not awfully well, but.. 494 00:24:46,946 --> 00:24:49,196 Now you're being modest. 495 00:24:50,487 --> 00:24:53,196 Do you ever play duets? 496 00:24:55,070 --> 00:24:58,154 Well, I haven't up to now. 497 00:24:58,237 --> 00:25:01,404 Neither have I...up to now. 498 00:25:06,487 --> 00:25:08,905 Cora didn't tell me about you. 499 00:25:08,987 --> 00:25:12,112 I never met a Yale man before. 500 00:25:18,112 --> 00:25:19,905 What's happened to you? 501 00:25:21,196 --> 00:25:23,986 Nothing. I feel fine. 502 00:25:46,279 --> 00:25:47,946 Where do you keep 'em? 503 00:25:48,029 --> 00:25:49,362 Do you wish a domestic servant? 504 00:25:49,446 --> 00:25:50,446 Where do you keep them? 505 00:25:50,529 --> 00:25:51,946 I will take your name and address. 506 00:25:52,029 --> 00:25:54,112 Confound it. I'm late at the office now. 507 00:25:54,196 --> 00:25:55,737 If you will give me the details 508 00:25:55,821 --> 00:25:57,612 as to what kind of person you require. 509 00:25:57,696 --> 00:25:59,612 I'm asking you where you keep them? 510 00:25:59,696 --> 00:26:02,154 Why, the girls are in there 511 00:26:02,237 --> 00:26:04,446 but clients are not allowed in that room. 512 00:26:04,529 --> 00:26:06,404 If you will tell me the kind of a position you wish 513 00:26:06,487 --> 00:26:09,362 to have held, I'll be very glad to.. 514 00:26:19,487 --> 00:26:21,654 You stand up, please. 515 00:26:21,738 --> 00:26:24,070 Sir, this is quite against the rules. 516 00:26:24,154 --> 00:26:26,321 I must know what you want the girl for. 517 00:26:26,404 --> 00:26:27,821 I'll take that one. What's your name? 518 00:26:27,905 --> 00:26:29,154 Hilda, sir. 519 00:26:29,237 --> 00:26:31,654 Hilda, you go right over to 420 Madison Avenue. 520 00:26:31,738 --> 00:26:33,905 - I will, sir. - That's all. Thank you. 521 00:26:33,987 --> 00:26:36,987 Sir, before I can let any girl go from this establishment 522 00:26:37,070 --> 00:26:39,111 I must know the character of the home 523 00:26:39,196 --> 00:26:40,779 in which she will be employed. 524 00:26:40,863 --> 00:26:43,446 Madam, I am the character of my home. 525 00:26:45,487 --> 00:26:47,154 Oh. 526 00:26:47,237 --> 00:26:50,571 My duty toward my neighbor is to love him as myself 527 00:26:50,654 --> 00:26:54,821 and to do unto all men as, as.. 528 00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:56,571 As they should do unto me. 529 00:26:56,654 --> 00:27:01,321 As they should do unto me to, to.. 530 00:27:01,404 --> 00:27:02,654 He really knows it. 531 00:27:02,738 --> 00:27:05,987 Well, he's done very well for so young a boy. 532 00:27:06,070 --> 00:27:08,321 - May I go now? - Yes, darling. 533 00:27:08,404 --> 00:27:09,863 - Thank you, Dr. Lloyd. - Not at all. 534 00:27:09,946 --> 00:27:11,696 Come on, Harlan. 535 00:27:13,070 --> 00:27:14,986 Wait for me. 536 00:27:15,070 --> 00:27:17,986 Ah, you and Mr. Day must be very proud of your children. 537 00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:22,236 I was hoping I'd find Mr. Day at home this afternoon. 538 00:27:22,321 --> 00:27:25,154 Well, he-he's usually home from the office by this time. 539 00:27:25,237 --> 00:27:27,863 Hmm. Perhaps he's gone for a gallop in the park. 540 00:27:27,946 --> 00:27:29,654 It's such a fine day. 541 00:27:29,738 --> 00:27:31,779 He's very fond of horseback riding, I believe. 542 00:27:31,863 --> 00:27:32,779 Oh, yes. 543 00:27:32,863 --> 00:27:34,446 Tell me, has he ever been 544 00:27:34,529 --> 00:27:35,863 thrown from a horse? 545 00:27:35,946 --> 00:27:39,279 Oh, no, no horse would throw Mr. Day. 546 00:27:39,362 --> 00:27:41,696 I just thought he might have had some accident. 547 00:27:41,779 --> 00:27:44,529 I notice he never kneels in church. 548 00:27:44,613 --> 00:27:46,529 Oh, that's no accident. 549 00:27:46,613 --> 00:27:49,279 Uh, but I don't want you to think he doesn't pray. 550 00:27:49,362 --> 00:27:50,404 He does. 551 00:27:50,487 --> 00:27:51,654 Why, sometimes you can hear him 552 00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:53,362 all over the house. 553 00:27:53,446 --> 00:27:55,446 But he never kneels. 554 00:27:58,905 --> 00:28:00,529 Ah, perhaps that's Mr. Day now. 555 00:28:00,613 --> 00:28:02,404 Oh, I hardly think so. 556 00:28:05,237 --> 00:28:07,279 Oh, the devil. I forgot. 557 00:28:07,362 --> 00:28:09,112 Clare, you're just in time for tea. 558 00:28:09,196 --> 00:28:12,196 - I'll send for some hot water. - How are you, Dr. Lloyd? 559 00:28:12,279 --> 00:28:14,863 'It's a great pleasure to have a visit with you, Mr. Day.' 560 00:28:14,946 --> 00:28:17,905 - Mother, are they back yet? - No, Clarence, no. 561 00:28:17,987 --> 00:28:20,070 'Except for a brief glimpse on the Sabbath' 562 00:28:20,154 --> 00:28:21,654 I don't see much of you. 563 00:28:21,738 --> 00:28:24,196 Well, Clare, did you have a busy day at the office? 564 00:28:24,279 --> 00:28:26,196 - Devilishly busy. - Clare. 565 00:28:26,279 --> 00:28:29,279 Uh, a very busy day. Tired out. 566 00:28:29,362 --> 00:28:32,279 How a man can get tired 567 00:28:32,362 --> 00:28:35,237 just sitting at a desk all day, I don't know. 568 00:28:35,321 --> 00:28:38,154 I suppose Wall Street is just as much a mystery to you 569 00:28:38,237 --> 00:28:39,487 as it is to me, Dr. Lloyd. 570 00:28:39,571 --> 00:28:41,905 No, no. It's all very clear to me. 571 00:28:41,987 --> 00:28:44,738 My mind often goes to the businessman. 572 00:28:44,821 --> 00:28:47,905 The picture I'm most fond on is when I envision him 573 00:28:47,987 --> 00:28:49,946 at the close of the day's work. 574 00:28:50,029 --> 00:28:53,613 I see him pausing in his toil and it comes over him 575 00:28:53,696 --> 00:28:56,070 that all those figures of profit and loss 576 00:28:56,154 --> 00:28:59,987 are without importance or consequence. 577 00:29:00,070 --> 00:29:02,404 Vanity and dust. 578 00:29:02,487 --> 00:29:04,738 - Well, I'll be-- - Clare. 579 00:29:07,070 --> 00:29:09,612 - Yes, ma'am? - 'Delia, some more hot water.' 580 00:29:09,696 --> 00:29:12,571 - Yes, ma'am. - Who's that? 581 00:29:12,654 --> 00:29:13,905 The new maid. 582 00:29:13,987 --> 00:29:15,821 Where's the one I sent this morning? 583 00:29:15,905 --> 00:29:18,029 The uniform didn't fit. 584 00:29:18,112 --> 00:29:20,905 Hmm. I like the one I picked out better. 585 00:29:22,654 --> 00:29:24,654 Uh, Clare, Dr. Lloyd wants to tell us 586 00:29:24,738 --> 00:29:26,905 about the plans for the new edifice. 587 00:29:26,987 --> 00:29:29,487 - The new what? - The new church. 588 00:29:29,571 --> 00:29:31,986 You knew we were planning to build a new church. 589 00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:34,654 Of course, we're going to have to raise a large sum of money. 590 00:29:34,738 --> 00:29:37,571 Hmm. Well, personally, I am against the church 591 00:29:37,654 --> 00:29:39,696 hop, skipping and jumping all over the town. 592 00:29:39,779 --> 00:29:43,070 So any contribution I make will have to be a small one. 593 00:29:43,154 --> 00:29:44,987 The amount everyone is to subscribe 594 00:29:45,070 --> 00:29:46,779 has already been decided. 595 00:29:46,863 --> 00:29:47,905 Who decided it? 596 00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:49,738 After considerable thought 597 00:29:49,821 --> 00:29:51,654 we voted that our supporting members 598 00:29:51,738 --> 00:29:56,196 should each contribute a sum equal to the cost of their pew. 599 00:29:56,279 --> 00:29:58,196 I paid $5000 for my pew. 600 00:29:58,279 --> 00:30:02,571 Yes, Clare. That makes our contribution $5000. 601 00:30:02,654 --> 00:30:04,362 That's robbery. 602 00:30:04,446 --> 00:30:07,654 Do you know what that pew is worth today? $3000. 603 00:30:07,738 --> 00:30:09,571 That's what the last one sold for. 604 00:30:09,654 --> 00:30:12,696 I've taken a dead loss of $2000 on that pew already. 605 00:30:12,779 --> 00:30:17,529 Frank Bags sold me that pew when the market was at its peak. 606 00:30:17,613 --> 00:30:19,196 He knew when to get out. 607 00:30:19,279 --> 00:30:22,029 And I'm warning you, Vinnie, if the market ever goes up 608 00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:24,863 I'm going to unload that pew. 609 00:30:24,946 --> 00:30:28,361 Clarence Day, how can you speak of the temple of the Lord 610 00:30:28,446 --> 00:30:31,361 as though it was something to be bought and sold on Wall Street? 611 00:30:31,446 --> 00:30:34,696 Now, Mrs. Day, your husband is a practical man. 612 00:30:34,779 --> 00:30:37,863 We've had to be practical about the new church. 613 00:30:37,946 --> 00:30:40,236 We have all the facts and figures. 614 00:30:40,321 --> 00:30:43,946 Oh. What's the property worth where we are now? 615 00:30:44,029 --> 00:30:47,321 Oh, let's see. Is it $40,000? 616 00:30:47,404 --> 00:30:50,404 I know the figure has a four in it. 617 00:30:50,487 --> 00:30:53,154 What's the new piece of property going to cost you? 618 00:30:53,237 --> 00:30:57,404 I think the figure I heard mentioned was $85,000. 619 00:30:57,487 --> 00:31:01,237 Or was it 185,000? 620 00:31:01,321 --> 00:31:03,404 Uh, Dr. Lloyd, you preach that someday 621 00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:05,446 we'll all have to answer to God. 622 00:31:05,529 --> 00:31:07,571 We shall indeed. 623 00:31:07,654 --> 00:31:09,571 Well, I hope God doesn't ask you any questions 624 00:31:09,654 --> 00:31:11,571 with figures in them. 625 00:31:14,154 --> 00:31:15,738 'Mrs. Day is in the living room.' 626 00:31:15,821 --> 00:31:17,111 'Thank you.' 627 00:31:17,196 --> 00:31:19,111 - I-it's Cousin Cora. - Hmm? 628 00:31:19,196 --> 00:31:22,279 - She's passing through town. - Oh. 629 00:31:23,863 --> 00:31:25,321 Well. 630 00:31:27,362 --> 00:31:29,321 - Oh, hello. - Hello. 631 00:31:29,404 --> 00:31:31,821 - Hello. - Thank you for helping me. 632 00:31:31,905 --> 00:31:33,863 Come, Mary. 633 00:31:33,946 --> 00:31:35,696 Oh, Vinnie, what a day. 634 00:31:35,779 --> 00:31:38,404 We've been in every shop in town. 635 00:31:38,487 --> 00:31:40,696 - Why, Cousin Clare. - 'Cora.' 636 00:31:40,779 --> 00:31:42,112 My, my. 637 00:31:42,196 --> 00:31:44,111 You're as welcome as the flowers in May. 638 00:31:44,196 --> 00:31:46,696 - This is Mary Skinner. Mr. Day. - How do you do? 639 00:31:46,779 --> 00:31:48,446 I've been telling Mary all about you. 640 00:31:48,529 --> 00:31:51,821 - She's been dying to meet you. - Well. 641 00:31:51,905 --> 00:31:53,154 Dr. Lloyd, I want you to meet 642 00:31:53,237 --> 00:31:54,946 my favorite cousin, Miss Cartwright. 643 00:31:55,029 --> 00:31:56,779 - How do you do? - And this is Mary Skinner. 644 00:31:56,863 --> 00:31:58,154 Miss Skinner, Dr. Lloyd. 645 00:31:58,237 --> 00:31:59,863 - How do you do? - How do you do? 646 00:31:59,946 --> 00:32:01,905 Well, this seems to be a family reunion. 647 00:32:01,987 --> 00:32:05,237 - I'll just run along. - Goodbye, Dr. Lloyd. 648 00:32:05,321 --> 00:32:06,821 Uh, goodbye, Miss Cartwright. 649 00:32:06,905 --> 00:32:08,070 - Goodbye. - Goodbye, uh.. 650 00:32:08,154 --> 00:32:09,321 Oh, Clarence, you haven't said 651 00:32:09,404 --> 00:32:10,654 how do you do to Dr. Lloyd. 652 00:32:10,738 --> 00:32:12,154 Goodbye, Dr. Lloyd. 653 00:32:12,237 --> 00:32:14,029 - Oh. - Uh, goodbye, everybody. 654 00:32:14,112 --> 00:32:15,529 I'll go to the door with you, Dr. Lloyd. 655 00:32:15,613 --> 00:32:17,863 Thank you. Thank you so much for the tea. 656 00:32:17,946 --> 00:32:19,321 Those muffins were delicious. 657 00:32:19,404 --> 00:32:21,154 Who did you say this pretty little girl is? 658 00:32:21,237 --> 00:32:22,654 She's Ed Skinner's daughter. 659 00:32:22,738 --> 00:32:24,696 This is Mary's first trip to New York. 660 00:32:24,779 --> 00:32:26,487 Oh, uh, sit down. Sit down. 661 00:32:26,571 --> 00:32:28,821 - Have some tea. - We had tea downtown. 662 00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:31,446 - Oh, uh, never mind then, uh.. - Delia. 663 00:32:31,529 --> 00:32:33,654 Delia. Uh, sit down, sit down. 664 00:32:33,738 --> 00:32:36,654 Even if you have had tea, you can stay and visit for a while. 665 00:32:36,738 --> 00:32:39,779 As a matter of fact, why don't you both stay to dinner? 666 00:32:39,863 --> 00:32:41,154 That's all arranged, Clare. 667 00:32:41,237 --> 00:32:43,863 Cora and Mary are going to have dinner with us. 668 00:32:43,946 --> 00:32:45,196 Fine, fine. 669 00:32:45,279 --> 00:32:47,196 Of course, you'll just have to take potluck. 670 00:32:47,279 --> 00:32:49,362 - Well, I'd hardly call it-- - Clare. 671 00:32:49,446 --> 00:32:51,446 Did you know the girls are going to visit Aunt Judith 672 00:32:51,529 --> 00:32:54,029 in Springfield for a whole month? 673 00:32:54,112 --> 00:32:55,362 Fine. 674 00:32:55,446 --> 00:32:57,404 Now how long are you going to be in New York, Cora? 675 00:32:57,487 --> 00:32:59,613 - All week. - Splendid. 676 00:32:59,696 --> 00:33:00,862 We'll hope to see something of you. 677 00:33:00,946 --> 00:33:02,404 Well, you certainly will-- 678 00:33:02,487 --> 00:33:05,029 Cora, d-did you find anything you wanted in the shop? 679 00:33:05,112 --> 00:33:06,696 Oh, I can't wait to show you. 680 00:33:06,779 --> 00:33:08,738 Oh, but I'm afraid some of these packages 681 00:33:08,821 --> 00:33:11,696 can't be opened in front of Cousin Clare. 682 00:33:11,779 --> 00:33:13,571 Shall I leave the room? 683 00:33:20,112 --> 00:33:22,029 Oh, Clarence, would you take the package in the hall 684 00:33:22,112 --> 00:33:24,779 up to our room, or should I say your room? 685 00:33:24,863 --> 00:33:27,029 Wasn't it nice of Clarence to give up his room 686 00:33:27,112 --> 00:33:28,654 to us for a whole week? 687 00:33:28,738 --> 00:33:31,446 Cora, come on, I just can't wait to see what's in those packages. 688 00:33:31,529 --> 00:33:35,237 Well, we'll be back soon. 689 00:33:35,321 --> 00:33:38,737 Uh, uh, Vinnie, I wish to speak to you before you go upstairs. 690 00:33:38,821 --> 00:33:40,236 I'll be down in just a minute, Clare. 691 00:33:40,321 --> 00:33:42,529 I wish to speak to you now. 692 00:33:42,613 --> 00:33:44,404 I'll be up in just a minute, Cora. 693 00:33:44,487 --> 00:33:46,321 It's alright, Vinnie. Come along, Mary. 694 00:33:46,404 --> 00:33:48,779 Are those two women encamped in our house? 695 00:33:48,863 --> 00:33:50,070 - Now, Clare-- - Answer me, Vinnie. 696 00:33:50,154 --> 00:33:51,404 - Now, Clare, you know-- - Answer me! 697 00:33:51,487 --> 00:33:53,613 Just a minute. Clarence! 698 00:33:58,029 --> 00:34:01,112 Now, Clare, you know you've always been fond of Cora. 699 00:34:01,196 --> 00:34:04,070 What has that got to do with her packing herself down in my house 700 00:34:04,154 --> 00:34:05,738 and bringing hordes of strangers with her? 701 00:34:05,821 --> 00:34:07,612 How can you call that sweet little girl 702 00:34:07,696 --> 00:34:08,946 a horde of strangers? 703 00:34:09,029 --> 00:34:10,612 Why don't they go to a hotel? 704 00:34:10,696 --> 00:34:13,321 New York is full of hotels built for the express purpose 705 00:34:13,404 --> 00:34:14,862 of housing such nuisances. 706 00:34:14,946 --> 00:34:17,112 Clare, two girls alone in a hotel. 707 00:34:17,196 --> 00:34:18,821 Why, who knows what might happen to them? 708 00:34:18,905 --> 00:34:20,905 Alright, then put them on the first train. 709 00:34:20,987 --> 00:34:22,571 They want to roam like gypsies? 710 00:34:22,654 --> 00:34:24,029 Lend them a hand. Keep them roaming! 711 00:34:24,112 --> 00:34:25,863 But, Clare, they're just staying in that little room 712 00:34:25,946 --> 00:34:27,237 of Clarence's. 713 00:34:27,321 --> 00:34:28,654 The trouble is, they don't stay there. 714 00:34:28,737 --> 00:34:30,111 They stay in the bathroom. 715 00:34:30,196 --> 00:34:31,737 Every time I want to take my bath 716 00:34:31,821 --> 00:34:35,446 it's full of giggling females washing their hair! 717 00:34:35,529 --> 00:34:37,946 I tell you, I won't have it. Send them to a hotel. 718 00:34:38,029 --> 00:34:40,362 I'll pay the bill gladly, but get them out of here. 719 00:34:40,446 --> 00:34:42,446 Father, I'm afraid they can hear you upstairs. 720 00:34:42,529 --> 00:34:45,029 Then keep those doors closed. 721 00:34:45,112 --> 00:34:47,696 Clarence, you open those doors. 722 00:34:47,779 --> 00:34:49,571 Open them all the way. 723 00:34:50,905 --> 00:34:54,487 Now, Clare, you be quiet and behave yourself. 724 00:34:54,571 --> 00:34:57,571 They're here, and they're going to stay here. 725 00:34:57,654 --> 00:35:01,654 That's enough, Vinnie. I want no more of this argument. 726 00:35:01,738 --> 00:35:03,236 Hmm. 727 00:35:09,987 --> 00:35:12,279 Oh, chaa! 728 00:35:13,905 --> 00:35:17,196 What I don't understand is why this swarm of locusts 729 00:35:17,279 --> 00:35:19,529 always descends on us without any warning. 730 00:35:19,613 --> 00:35:21,029 Oh, thunder! 731 00:35:28,696 --> 00:35:31,321 'Vinnie, dear Vinnie.' 732 00:35:41,654 --> 00:35:43,029 Hmm. 733 00:36:12,696 --> 00:36:14,069 Father, may I go along 734 00:36:14,154 --> 00:36:15,738 with the rest of you to Delmonico's? 735 00:36:15,821 --> 00:36:16,987 What's that? Delmonico's? 736 00:36:17,070 --> 00:36:18,446 You're taking mother, Cousin Cora 737 00:36:18,529 --> 00:36:21,237 and Miss Skinner to Delmonico's for dinner tonight. 738 00:36:21,321 --> 00:36:23,069 Oh, God! 739 00:36:23,154 --> 00:36:26,279 I won't have it. I won't have it. 740 00:36:26,362 --> 00:36:29,112 I will not have my life arranged for me. 741 00:36:29,196 --> 00:36:30,863 I bought this house for my own comfort. 742 00:36:30,946 --> 00:36:33,069 I will not submit myself to this indignity. 743 00:36:33,154 --> 00:36:35,070 - Now, Clare, what's the matter? - I won't stand it. 744 00:36:35,154 --> 00:36:36,404 By heaven, I won't stand it! 745 00:36:36,487 --> 00:36:38,279 Clarence. 746 00:36:41,529 --> 00:36:43,362 Do I understand that I am not permitted 747 00:36:43,446 --> 00:36:45,069 to have dinner in my own home? 748 00:36:45,154 --> 00:36:49,362 Oh, Clare, a little change will do you good. 749 00:36:49,446 --> 00:36:51,279 I have a home to have dinner in. 750 00:36:51,362 --> 00:36:53,321 And any time I can't have dinner at home 751 00:36:53,404 --> 00:36:54,905 this house is for sale. 752 00:36:54,987 --> 00:36:56,863 Well, Clare, you can't have dinner here tonight 753 00:36:56,946 --> 00:36:58,279 because it isn't ordered. 754 00:36:58,362 --> 00:37:00,654 And besides, Cora and Mary want to see something 755 00:37:00,738 --> 00:37:02,069 of New York. 756 00:37:02,154 --> 00:37:04,821 Well, that's no affair of mine. 757 00:37:04,905 --> 00:37:07,905 I am not a guide to Chinatown and the Bowery. 758 00:37:12,321 --> 00:37:15,613 Oh, Mr. Day, I just love your house. 759 00:37:15,696 --> 00:37:18,237 I could live here forever. 760 00:37:23,404 --> 00:37:25,362 Cora's waiting for you, Mrs. Day. 761 00:37:25,446 --> 00:37:27,821 Oh, yes. I'll run right up. 762 00:37:46,154 --> 00:37:49,446 I'm, uh, glad you like our house, Miss Skinner. 763 00:37:49,529 --> 00:37:52,029 I like it very much, Mr. Day. 764 00:37:52,112 --> 00:37:55,487 Praise from a stranger is approbation indeed. 765 00:37:55,571 --> 00:37:57,987 At home, our living room is green. 766 00:37:58,070 --> 00:37:59,654 I like green. 767 00:37:59,738 --> 00:38:02,154 I like green too. 768 00:38:02,237 --> 00:38:05,404 Red's my favorite color. 769 00:38:05,487 --> 00:38:07,821 I-it's an interesting thing about colors. 770 00:38:07,905 --> 00:38:09,529 Red's a nice color in a house, too 771 00:38:09,613 --> 00:38:11,738 but outside too much red would be bad. 772 00:38:11,821 --> 00:38:14,112 I mean, for instance, if all the trees 773 00:38:14,196 --> 00:38:15,654 and the grass were red. 774 00:38:15,738 --> 00:38:17,863 Outside, green's the best color. 775 00:38:17,946 --> 00:38:20,196 That's right. 776 00:38:20,279 --> 00:38:22,196 I never thought of it that way. 777 00:38:22,279 --> 00:38:25,321 But when you do think of it, it's quite a thought. 778 00:38:26,529 --> 00:38:28,529 I bet you'll make your mark at Yale. 779 00:38:28,613 --> 00:38:29,529 Oh. 780 00:38:29,613 --> 00:38:31,361 My mother wants me to go to college. 781 00:38:31,446 --> 00:38:33,863 Do you believe in girls going to college? 782 00:38:33,946 --> 00:38:37,237 I guess it's alright if they wanna waste that much time 783 00:38:37,321 --> 00:38:39,529 before they get married, I mean. 784 00:38:41,237 --> 00:38:43,987 I'm glad you're fond of music, Mr. Day. 785 00:38:45,362 --> 00:38:47,529 Oh, hello. Look, a new "Youth's Companion." 786 00:38:47,613 --> 00:38:50,821 John enjoys "The Youth's Companion." 787 00:38:50,905 --> 00:38:53,696 - John. - Oh. 788 00:38:53,779 --> 00:38:57,154 - Won't you sit down? - Oh. 789 00:38:57,237 --> 00:38:58,863 Oh, thank you. 790 00:39:00,404 --> 00:39:02,571 It tells all about connecting batteries in series. 791 00:39:02,654 --> 00:39:05,487 John, Miss Skinner and I were talking. 792 00:39:05,571 --> 00:39:07,779 Oh, that's alright. You won't bother me. 793 00:39:07,863 --> 00:39:09,654 Jiminy, there's where I made my mistake. 794 00:39:09,738 --> 00:39:11,986 - I didn't mix enough-- - Shh! 795 00:39:16,738 --> 00:39:18,986 - Oh, don't stop. - Can you play that? 796 00:39:19,070 --> 00:39:21,571 I'm afraid not. Can you play "Sweet Genevieve?" 797 00:39:21,654 --> 00:39:24,946 - That's my favorite. - Not without my music. 798 00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:27,279 Hymns are nice, don't you think? 799 00:39:27,362 --> 00:39:29,487 I like this one. 800 00:39:38,362 --> 00:39:40,112 That's funny. 801 00:39:40,196 --> 00:39:42,946 The words are the same, but it's the wrong tune. 802 00:39:43,029 --> 00:39:44,279 Oh, it can't be the wrong tune. 803 00:39:44,362 --> 00:39:46,571 We sing it exactly that way in church. 804 00:39:46,654 --> 00:39:49,738 We don't sing it that way in the Methodist church. 805 00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:53,446 - You see, we're Methodists. - 'Oh, that's too bad.' 806 00:39:53,529 --> 00:39:55,613 Oh, I-I don't mean it's too bad that you're a Methodist. 807 00:39:55,696 --> 00:39:57,654 Anybody's got a right to be anything they want. 808 00:39:57,738 --> 00:39:59,946 But what I mean is.. 809 00:40:00,029 --> 00:40:02,154 ...we're Episcopalians. 810 00:40:04,154 --> 00:40:06,696 Yes, I know. 811 00:40:08,905 --> 00:40:12,738 Anyway, the words are the same. Shall we begin? 812 00:40:18,487 --> 00:40:20,154 Now. 813 00:40:34,487 --> 00:40:36,987 - Oh, dear. - What's wrong? 814 00:40:37,070 --> 00:40:40,070 Shall we try again? 815 00:40:49,321 --> 00:40:52,487 - It must be my fault. - 'Oh, no, it's my fault.' 816 00:40:52,571 --> 00:40:55,196 No, you're the Episcopalian. 817 00:41:00,529 --> 00:41:02,237 I just remembered something. 818 00:41:02,321 --> 00:41:04,362 My father was an Episcopalian. 819 00:41:04,446 --> 00:41:06,863 He was baptized an Episcopalian. 820 00:41:06,946 --> 00:41:08,987 He was an Episcopalian right up to the time 821 00:41:09,070 --> 00:41:12,029 he married my mother. 822 00:41:12,112 --> 00:41:15,779 - She was the Methodist. - Oh. 823 00:41:15,863 --> 00:41:19,154 Oh, well, let's try it again then. 824 00:41:23,905 --> 00:41:25,863 Well, Clarence, if you're going to Delmonico's 825 00:41:25,946 --> 00:41:27,112 with us, you'd better get dressed. 826 00:41:27,196 --> 00:41:29,487 Am I going too? Jiminy! 827 00:41:30,821 --> 00:41:33,863 Thank you, father. 828 00:41:33,946 --> 00:41:36,196 Be ready in just a minute, mother. 829 00:41:38,029 --> 00:41:41,362 Vinnie, that young lady looks about the same age you were 830 00:41:41,446 --> 00:41:43,821 when I came out to Pleasantville to rescue you. 831 00:41:43,905 --> 00:41:45,112 - Rescue me? - Mmm. 832 00:41:45,196 --> 00:41:47,529 You came out there to talk me into marrying you. 833 00:41:47,613 --> 00:41:49,571 Well, it worked out just the same. 834 00:42:31,738 --> 00:42:34,613 - French. - Oui. 835 00:42:34,696 --> 00:42:36,112 No cooking like the French. 836 00:42:36,196 --> 00:42:37,904 Clare, it was so nice of you to invite 837 00:42:37,987 --> 00:42:39,446 Cora and Mary here their first night. 838 00:42:39,529 --> 00:42:41,446 Well, it's been a pleasure. 839 00:42:41,529 --> 00:42:45,070 Mr. Day, have you always been an Episcopalian? 840 00:42:45,154 --> 00:42:48,529 I've always gone to the Episcopal Church, yes. 841 00:42:48,613 --> 00:42:51,069 But you weren't baptized a Methodist or anything 842 00:42:51,154 --> 00:42:52,821 were you? 843 00:42:52,905 --> 00:42:55,112 You were baptized an Episcopalian? 844 00:42:57,070 --> 00:42:58,237 Come to think of it, I don't believe 845 00:42:58,321 --> 00:42:59,946 I was ever baptized at all. 846 00:43:00,029 --> 00:43:02,112 Clare, that's not very funny 847 00:43:02,196 --> 00:43:03,904 joking about a subject like that. 848 00:43:03,987 --> 00:43:05,613 I'm not joking. 849 00:43:05,696 --> 00:43:07,487 I remember now. I never was baptized. 850 00:43:07,571 --> 00:43:10,321 Clare, that's ridiculous. Everybody's baptized. 851 00:43:10,404 --> 00:43:11,905 Well, I'm not. 852 00:43:11,987 --> 00:43:15,362 No one would keep a little baby from being baptized. 853 00:43:15,446 --> 00:43:16,738 Well, you know father and mother. 854 00:43:16,821 --> 00:43:18,821 Free thinkers, both of them. 855 00:43:18,905 --> 00:43:20,404 They thought their children should decide 856 00:43:20,487 --> 00:43:22,446 those things for themselves. 857 00:43:22,529 --> 00:43:23,613 But, Clare-- 858 00:43:23,696 --> 00:43:25,237 I remember when I was, uh 859 00:43:25,321 --> 00:43:27,279 ten or twelve years old 860 00:43:27,362 --> 00:43:29,821 mother said I ought to give some thought to it, but, uh 861 00:43:29,905 --> 00:43:31,946 'I never got around to having it done to me.' 862 00:43:32,029 --> 00:43:34,279 Clare, do you know what you're saying? 863 00:43:34,362 --> 00:43:36,905 Yes, I'm saying I've never been baptized. 864 00:43:36,987 --> 00:43:39,613 Then something's got to be done about it right away. 865 00:43:39,696 --> 00:43:42,571 Now, Vinnie, don't get excited over nothing. 866 00:43:42,654 --> 00:43:44,821 Why haven't you ever told me? 867 00:43:44,905 --> 00:43:46,487 Well, what difference does it make? 868 00:43:46,571 --> 00:43:49,696 I have never heard of anyone who wasn't baptized. 869 00:43:49,779 --> 00:43:52,446 Even the savages in darkest Africa. 870 00:43:52,529 --> 00:43:56,321 Well, it's alright for savages and children. 871 00:43:56,404 --> 00:43:58,279 But if an oversight was made in my case 872 00:43:58,362 --> 00:43:59,905 it's too late to correct it now. 873 00:44:14,529 --> 00:44:17,821 Well, if you're not baptized, you're not a Christian. 874 00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:19,654 Why, confound it, of course, I'm a Christian. 875 00:44:19,738 --> 00:44:21,486 A mighty good Christian too. 876 00:44:21,571 --> 00:44:24,196 A lot better Christian than those psalm singers in church. 877 00:44:24,279 --> 00:44:26,696 But you can't be if you won't be baptized. 878 00:44:26,779 --> 00:44:29,029 I won't be baptized and I will be a Christian. 879 00:44:29,112 --> 00:44:30,905 I'll be a Christian in my own way. 880 00:44:34,112 --> 00:44:37,738 Clare, don't you want to meet us all in heaven? 881 00:44:37,821 --> 00:44:39,404 'Of course, and I'm going to.' 882 00:44:39,487 --> 00:44:40,738 'But you can't go to heaven' 883 00:44:40,821 --> 00:44:42,112 'if you're not baptized.' 884 00:44:42,196 --> 00:44:45,112 'Oh, that's a lot of folderol.' 885 00:44:45,196 --> 00:44:49,571 Clarence Day, don't you blaspheme like that. 886 00:44:49,654 --> 00:44:51,905 You're coming to church with me before you go to the office 887 00:44:51,987 --> 00:44:54,404 in the morning and be baptized then and there. 888 00:44:54,487 --> 00:44:56,154 Vinnie, don't be ridiculous. 889 00:44:56,237 --> 00:44:58,738 If you think I'm going to stand there and let Dr. Lloyd 890 00:44:58,821 --> 00:45:01,279 splash water on me at my age, you're mistaken. 891 00:45:03,404 --> 00:45:05,946 Now I'm sleepy. Goodnight, Vinnie. 892 00:45:27,446 --> 00:45:29,779 Mother, what is folderol? 893 00:45:29,863 --> 00:45:32,236 Get back to sleep. 894 00:45:32,321 --> 00:45:33,779 - Mother? - Yes, Whitney. 895 00:45:33,863 --> 00:45:35,696 If father hasn't been baptized 896 00:45:35,779 --> 00:45:37,279 he hasn't any name. 897 00:45:37,362 --> 00:45:40,404 In the sight of the church, he hasn't any name. 898 00:45:41,738 --> 00:45:43,946 That's right. 899 00:45:44,029 --> 00:45:46,446 Maybe we're not even married. 900 00:45:53,571 --> 00:45:55,571 We, Thine unworthy servants 901 00:45:55,654 --> 00:45:58,487 do give Thee most humble and hearty thanks 902 00:45:58,571 --> 00:46:00,779 for all Thy goodness and loving kindness 903 00:46:00,863 --> 00:46:03,529 to us and to all men. 904 00:46:03,613 --> 00:46:07,986 We bless Thee for our creation, preservation 905 00:46:08,070 --> 00:46:10,696 and all the blessings of this life. 906 00:46:10,779 --> 00:46:14,029 'But above all, for Thine inestimable love' 907 00:46:14,112 --> 00:46:19,154 'in the redemption of the world by our Lord Jesus Christ' 908 00:46:19,237 --> 00:46:23,404 'for the means of grace, for the hope of glory.' 909 00:46:23,487 --> 00:46:25,779 'And we beseech Thee' 910 00:46:25,863 --> 00:46:29,236 'give us that due sense of all Thy mercies' 911 00:46:29,321 --> 00:46:31,321 'that our hearts may be unfeignedly..' 912 00:46:31,404 --> 00:46:35,029 Harlan, tell Clarence to kneel. 913 00:46:35,112 --> 00:46:39,696 Whitney, tell Clarence to kneel. 914 00:46:39,779 --> 00:46:42,571 John, tell Clarence to kneel. 915 00:46:44,362 --> 00:46:46,154 Mother says kneel. 916 00:46:50,779 --> 00:46:52,529 He says he can't. 917 00:46:52,613 --> 00:46:55,654 He says he can't. 918 00:46:55,738 --> 00:46:57,696 He says he can't. 919 00:46:57,779 --> 00:46:59,029 '...world without end.' 920 00:46:59,112 --> 00:47:00,362 'Amen.' 921 00:47:00,446 --> 00:47:02,404 Amen. 922 00:47:02,487 --> 00:47:05,196 The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ 923 00:47:05,279 --> 00:47:06,821 and the love of God 924 00:47:06,905 --> 00:47:09,404 and the Fellowship of the Holy Ghost 925 00:47:09,487 --> 00:47:11,446 be with us all evermore. 926 00:47:11,529 --> 00:47:14,112 - 'Amen.' - Amen. 927 00:47:31,112 --> 00:47:33,112 And so, my friends 928 00:47:33,196 --> 00:47:35,946 what comfort and security it gives us 929 00:47:36,029 --> 00:47:38,863 when we have reached the age of understanding 930 00:47:38,946 --> 00:47:41,904 'to know that the rite of baptism' 931 00:47:41,987 --> 00:47:45,905 has not been neglected in our infancy or youth. 932 00:47:45,987 --> 00:47:49,446 Can you imagine any man 933 00:47:49,529 --> 00:47:51,321 who has reached maturity 934 00:47:51,404 --> 00:47:55,279 with the knowledge that he had never been baptized 935 00:47:55,362 --> 00:47:57,738 failing to hasten to the holy font 936 00:47:57,821 --> 00:48:00,946 that his soul might be saved? 937 00:48:01,029 --> 00:48:04,279 'As it says in the baptismal office' 938 00:48:04,362 --> 00:48:08,863 '"Except a man be born of water and of the spirit' 939 00:48:08,946 --> 00:48:12,654 'he cannot enter into the kingdom of God."' 940 00:48:12,738 --> 00:48:14,486 '"He that believeth' 941 00:48:14,571 --> 00:48:18,654 "and is baptized shall be saved 942 00:48:18,738 --> 00:48:23,111 but he that believeth not shall be damned." 943 00:48:23,196 --> 00:48:25,237 What's that fellow up to? He can't be.. 944 00:48:25,321 --> 00:48:28,696 'Which also showeth us the great benefit we reap..' 945 00:48:28,779 --> 00:48:30,571 Tell father shh. 946 00:48:32,029 --> 00:48:34,029 Tell father shh. 947 00:48:34,112 --> 00:48:36,112 Tell father shh. 948 00:48:36,196 --> 00:48:39,069 Tell father shh. 949 00:48:39,154 --> 00:48:41,154 Mother says shh. 950 00:48:41,237 --> 00:48:44,905 '"For the promise is to you' 951 00:48:44,987 --> 00:48:47,446 '"and to your children.' 952 00:48:47,529 --> 00:48:49,987 '"Doubt ye not therefore' 953 00:48:50,070 --> 00:48:52,613 but earnestly believe." 954 00:48:57,863 --> 00:48:59,821 In the name of the father and of the Son 955 00:48:59,905 --> 00:49:02,487 and of the Holy Ghost. Amen. 956 00:49:02,571 --> 00:49:04,404 Amen. 957 00:49:33,946 --> 00:49:36,446 This is William Tyler Wickersham. 958 00:49:36,529 --> 00:49:39,279 And this is Wilhelmina Eugenia Wickersham. 959 00:49:39,362 --> 00:49:42,196 'What a lovely day for them to be baptized.' 960 00:49:42,279 --> 00:49:44,779 'The happiest day in my life.' 961 00:49:49,863 --> 00:49:52,613 - Lovely sermon. - Thank you, Mrs. Day. 962 00:50:00,446 --> 00:50:03,154 Clare, you know I didn't ask Dr. Lloyd to do that. 963 00:50:03,237 --> 00:50:04,571 You must have said something. 964 00:50:04,654 --> 00:50:06,196 Well, I had to find out from him 965 00:50:06,279 --> 00:50:07,571 if we were really married. 966 00:50:07,654 --> 00:50:09,613 I am married and I'm not baptized. 967 00:50:09,696 --> 00:50:10,696 And as far as I'm concerned 968 00:50:10,779 --> 00:50:12,487 the whole congregation can know it. 969 00:50:12,571 --> 00:50:15,237 - They certainly know it now. - That suits me. 970 00:50:15,321 --> 00:50:16,738 I don't go to church to be preached at 971 00:50:16,821 --> 00:50:18,529 as though I were some lost sheep. 972 00:50:18,613 --> 00:50:20,196 Clare, you don't seem to understand 973 00:50:20,279 --> 00:50:21,738 what the church is for. 974 00:50:21,821 --> 00:50:24,237 Vinnie, if there's one place the church should leave alone 975 00:50:24,321 --> 00:50:26,112 it's a man's soul. 976 00:50:33,321 --> 00:50:36,987 Well, he's going to be baptized, Cora, you mark my word. 977 00:50:37,070 --> 00:50:39,613 I just couldn't go to heaven without Clare. 978 00:50:39,696 --> 00:50:43,613 Why, I get lonesome for him even when I go to Ohio. 979 00:50:43,696 --> 00:50:46,987 It's awfully hard on a woman to love a man like Clare so much. 980 00:50:47,070 --> 00:50:48,987 Oh, men are so aggravating. 981 00:50:49,070 --> 00:50:50,987 They take everything for granted. 982 00:50:51,070 --> 00:50:53,237 They certainly do. 983 00:50:53,321 --> 00:50:55,696 You know, I don't believe Clare's come right out 984 00:50:55,779 --> 00:50:58,112 and told me he loves me since we've been married. 985 00:50:58,196 --> 00:50:59,321 Of course, I know he does 986 00:50:59,404 --> 00:51:01,362 because I keep reminding him of it. 987 00:51:01,446 --> 00:51:03,613 You have to keep reminding them, Cora. 988 00:51:03,696 --> 00:51:06,696 'Vinnie, the table isn't set for dinner yet.' 989 00:51:08,863 --> 00:51:11,361 I'll be back in a minute, Cora. 990 00:51:11,446 --> 00:51:13,904 We're having it after Cora and Mary go to the train. 991 00:51:13,987 --> 00:51:15,446 Their cab is coming at 1 o'clock. 992 00:51:15,529 --> 00:51:17,905 'Cab? The horse cars go right past the door.' 993 00:51:17,987 --> 00:51:20,779 But, Clare, they have those heavy bags. 994 00:51:20,863 --> 00:51:22,404 Cabs are a waste of money. 995 00:51:22,487 --> 00:51:23,946 Well, if dinner's going to be delayed 996 00:51:24,029 --> 00:51:25,779 I'll work on this month's bills. Where are they? 997 00:51:25,863 --> 00:51:28,613 Now, Clare, it isn't fair to go over the household accounts 998 00:51:28,696 --> 00:51:29,987 when you're hungry. 999 00:51:30,070 --> 00:51:31,987 Vinnie, where are those bills? 1000 00:51:32,070 --> 00:51:34,154 They're in the library on your desk. 1001 00:51:34,237 --> 00:51:35,571 Hmm. 1002 00:51:35,654 --> 00:51:37,529 I didn't know dinner was going to be late. 1003 00:51:37,613 --> 00:51:39,279 No one ever tells me anything in this house. 1004 00:51:39,362 --> 00:51:42,321 Back home I ride all the time. I love horses. 1005 00:51:42,404 --> 00:51:44,362 The horse is my favorite animal. 1006 00:51:44,446 --> 00:51:46,321 Well, goodness, where have you two been? 1007 00:51:46,404 --> 00:51:48,613 Clarence wanted to show me his grandfather's house. 1008 00:51:48,696 --> 00:51:51,112 You will have to hurry and finish your packing. 1009 00:51:51,196 --> 00:51:53,154 - It won't take me long. - Can I help you pack? 1010 00:51:53,237 --> 00:51:54,863 Clarence. 1011 00:51:57,487 --> 00:51:59,821 Clarence.. 1012 00:51:59,905 --> 00:52:02,696 ...why didn't you kneel in church today? 1013 00:52:02,779 --> 00:52:05,404 I, I just couldn't. 1014 00:52:07,987 --> 00:52:10,029 If it's because your father doesn't kneel 1015 00:52:10,112 --> 00:52:13,112 you must remember he wasn't brought up to kneel in church. 1016 00:52:13,196 --> 00:52:14,696 But you were. 1017 00:52:16,613 --> 00:52:18,196 Has it anything to do with Mary? 1018 00:52:18,279 --> 00:52:20,529 - I know she's a Methodist. - Oh, no, mother. 1019 00:52:20,613 --> 00:52:22,361 Methodists kneel. Mary told me. 1020 00:52:22,446 --> 00:52:23,821 They don't get up and down so much 1021 00:52:23,905 --> 00:52:25,863 but they stay down longer. 1022 00:52:27,404 --> 00:52:29,529 Clarence, you want to kneel, don't you? 1023 00:52:29,613 --> 00:52:31,321 Oh, yes. I wanted to kneel today. 1024 00:52:31,404 --> 00:52:33,196 I-I tried. You saw me try. 1025 00:52:33,279 --> 00:52:36,196 But...I just couldn't. 1026 00:52:36,279 --> 00:52:39,321 Well, is that suit of your father's too tight for you? 1027 00:52:39,404 --> 00:52:42,654 - No, it's not too tight. - Well, what is it? 1028 00:52:42,738 --> 00:52:45,154 Mother, very peculiar things have happened to me 1029 00:52:45,237 --> 00:52:47,362 since I started to wear this suit. 1030 00:52:47,446 --> 00:52:49,696 I can't seem to make these clothes 1031 00:52:49,779 --> 00:52:51,613 do anything father wouldn't do. 1032 00:52:51,696 --> 00:52:53,987 Oh, that's nonsense, Clarence. 1033 00:52:54,070 --> 00:52:56,279 And not to kneel in church is a sacrilege. 1034 00:52:56,362 --> 00:52:59,654 Making father's trousers kneel seemed more of a sacrilege. 1035 00:52:59,738 --> 00:53:00,986 Clarence. 1036 00:53:01,070 --> 00:53:02,863 Do you know what happened at Dura Wakefield's party 1037 00:53:02,946 --> 00:53:03,946 for Mary last night? 1038 00:53:04,029 --> 00:53:05,237 We were playing musical chairs 1039 00:53:05,321 --> 00:53:07,154 and some girl sat down suddenly right in my lap. 1040 00:53:07,237 --> 00:53:10,237 Well, I jumped up so fast, she almost got hurt. 1041 00:53:10,321 --> 00:53:13,613 She was sitting on father's trousers. 1042 00:53:13,696 --> 00:53:16,237 Well, mother, I've got to have a suit of my own. 1043 00:53:16,321 --> 00:53:18,237 My soul and body. 1044 00:53:18,321 --> 00:53:21,446 Well, you'll just have to talk to your father about it. 1045 00:53:21,529 --> 00:53:23,738 I'm sure if you approach him the right way 1046 00:53:23,821 --> 00:53:25,946 you know, tactfully, he'll see. 1047 00:53:26,029 --> 00:53:27,613 Oh, excuse me. 1048 00:53:29,279 --> 00:53:32,613 Gracious. It didn't take you very long. 1049 00:53:34,696 --> 00:53:37,487 Well, I'll see about your box lunch for the train. 1050 00:53:39,987 --> 00:53:42,279 Remember, it's Sunday. 1051 00:53:47,696 --> 00:53:50,404 I, I was hoping we could have 1052 00:53:50,487 --> 00:53:52,987 a few minutes together before you left. 1053 00:53:55,821 --> 00:53:59,112 Cora had so much to do. I wanted to get out of her way. 1054 00:53:59,196 --> 00:54:02,112 Well, didn't you wanna see me? 1055 00:54:02,196 --> 00:54:06,987 I did want to tell you how much I've enjoyed our...friendship. 1056 00:54:09,946 --> 00:54:11,613 Oh, hello. Mother told us to sit 1057 00:54:11,696 --> 00:54:13,196 in the living room till dinner's ready. 1058 00:54:13,279 --> 00:54:15,446 - Not on the best sofa. - Hello. 1059 00:54:15,529 --> 00:54:16,905 Hello. 1060 00:54:18,613 --> 00:54:20,111 Have you ever been out on our porch? 1061 00:54:20,196 --> 00:54:22,696 - Oh, yes. - Well, let me show it to you. 1062 00:54:24,905 --> 00:54:27,987 It's awfully hard to grow up in a family with children. 1063 00:54:28,070 --> 00:54:31,987 My, I've never known a week to pass so quickly. 1064 00:54:35,321 --> 00:54:37,738 - Why, I.. - Yes? 1065 00:54:38,696 --> 00:54:40,863 - Why, I.. - Yes? 1066 00:54:40,946 --> 00:54:42,154 You're going to write me 1067 00:54:42,237 --> 00:54:43,529 when you get to Springfield, aren't you? 1068 00:54:43,613 --> 00:54:46,154 Of course, if you write me first. 1069 00:54:46,237 --> 00:54:47,946 But you'll have something to write about. 1070 00:54:48,029 --> 00:54:49,154 Your trip, and Aunt Judith 1071 00:54:49,237 --> 00:54:50,821 and how things are in Springfield. 1072 00:54:50,905 --> 00:54:53,529 You write me as soon as you get there. 1073 00:54:53,613 --> 00:54:56,361 Maybe I'll be too busy. 1074 00:54:56,446 --> 00:54:58,571 Maybe I won't have time. 1075 00:54:58,654 --> 00:55:00,196 Well, you find the time. 1076 00:55:00,279 --> 00:55:02,196 Let's not have any nonsense about that. 1077 00:55:02,279 --> 00:55:04,279 You'll write me first, and you'll do it right away 1078 00:55:04,362 --> 00:55:05,987 the first day. 1079 00:55:08,321 --> 00:55:10,863 How do you know I'll take orders from you? 1080 00:55:10,946 --> 00:55:12,571 Well, I'll show you. 1081 00:55:12,654 --> 00:55:14,905 - Give me your hand. - Why should I? 1082 00:55:14,987 --> 00:55:16,571 Give me your hand, confound it! 1083 00:55:16,654 --> 00:55:18,821 What do you want with my hand? 1084 00:55:20,237 --> 00:55:22,279 I just wanted it. 1085 00:55:25,987 --> 00:55:28,154 What are you thinking about? 1086 00:55:28,237 --> 00:55:29,613 I was just thinking. 1087 00:55:29,696 --> 00:55:31,362 About what? 1088 00:55:31,446 --> 00:55:33,362 I was hoping you'd write me first 1089 00:55:33,446 --> 00:55:35,112 because that would mean you liked me. 1090 00:55:35,196 --> 00:55:38,069 What's my writing first got to do with liking you? 1091 00:55:38,154 --> 00:55:41,029 Oh, you do like me then? 1092 00:55:41,112 --> 00:55:42,237 Of course, I do. 1093 00:55:42,321 --> 00:55:46,154 I like you better than any girl I ever met. 1094 00:55:49,154 --> 00:55:51,571 But you don't like me well enough to write first? 1095 00:55:51,654 --> 00:55:53,154 Well, I don't see how one thing's 1096 00:55:53,237 --> 00:55:54,571 got anything to do with the other. 1097 00:55:54,654 --> 00:55:57,154 But a girl can't write first because.. 1098 00:55:58,738 --> 00:56:00,446 ...because she's a girl. 1099 00:56:00,529 --> 00:56:02,905 Well, that's nonsense. If a girl has something to write about 1100 00:56:02,987 --> 00:56:04,654 and a fellow hasn't, there's no reason 1101 00:56:04,738 --> 00:56:06,779 why she shouldn't write first. 1102 00:56:06,863 --> 00:56:08,904 You know, the first three days I was here 1103 00:56:08,987 --> 00:56:10,863 you'd do anything for me. 1104 00:56:10,946 --> 00:56:12,863 And then you changed. 1105 00:56:12,946 --> 00:56:14,654 You used to be a lot of fun. 1106 00:56:14,738 --> 00:56:18,196 Then all of a sudden, you turned into an old sobersides. 1107 00:56:18,279 --> 00:56:21,487 Why, why, you even dress like an old sobersides. 1108 00:56:25,237 --> 00:56:26,279 What's the matter? 1109 00:56:26,362 --> 00:56:28,613 I just happened to remember something. 1110 00:56:28,696 --> 00:56:30,154 What? 1111 00:56:30,237 --> 00:56:31,779 Oh, I know. 1112 00:56:31,863 --> 00:56:33,613 It's because this is the last time 1113 00:56:33,696 --> 00:56:34,946 we'll be together. 1114 00:56:35,029 --> 00:56:36,112 Mary, please. 1115 00:56:36,196 --> 00:56:37,946 But, Clarence, we'll see each other 1116 00:56:38,029 --> 00:56:40,529 in a month when I come back. 1117 00:56:40,613 --> 00:56:43,029 Oh, Clarence, please write me first 1118 00:56:43,112 --> 00:56:46,279 because that will show me how much you like me. 1119 00:56:46,362 --> 00:56:47,905 Please? 1120 00:56:50,070 --> 00:56:52,487 I'll show you how much I like you. 1121 00:56:56,029 --> 00:56:58,446 - Get up. Get up! - Ah. 1122 00:56:58,529 --> 00:56:59,613 Oh. Oh! 1123 00:56:59,696 --> 00:57:00,904 Oh, Mary, don't do that. 1124 00:57:01,029 --> 00:57:02,487 Please, don't do that! 1125 00:57:02,571 --> 00:57:03,821 Now you'll think 1126 00:57:03,905 --> 00:57:06,446 I'm just a bold and forward girl. 1127 00:57:06,529 --> 00:57:08,821 Oh, no. No, it's not that. 1128 00:57:10,779 --> 00:57:12,487 Was it because it's Sunday? 1129 00:57:12,571 --> 00:57:14,654 No, it'd be the same any day. 1130 00:57:14,738 --> 00:57:18,361 Oh! You just didn't want me sitting on your lap. 1131 00:57:18,446 --> 00:57:19,696 Oh, it was nice of you to do it. 1132 00:57:19,779 --> 00:57:21,446 It was nice of me 1133 00:57:21,529 --> 00:57:22,987 so you told me to get up? 1134 00:57:23,070 --> 00:57:25,196 You just couldn't bear to have me sit there. 1135 00:57:25,279 --> 00:57:27,196 Oh, and you needn't write me first. 1136 00:57:27,279 --> 00:57:29,654 You needn't write me any letters at all. 1137 00:57:29,738 --> 00:57:32,821 Because I'll tear them up without opening them. 1138 00:57:32,905 --> 00:57:35,863 I never want to see you again. 1139 00:57:35,946 --> 00:57:39,487 Oh, Mary. Mary, listen to me, Mary, please. 1140 00:57:39,571 --> 00:57:40,987 Oh, Mary. 1141 00:57:52,946 --> 00:57:54,237 Clarence. 1142 00:57:56,779 --> 00:57:58,362 Yes, father? 1143 00:57:58,446 --> 00:58:01,613 That young lady's crying. She's in tears. 1144 00:58:01,696 --> 00:58:03,112 What's the meaning of this? 1145 00:58:03,196 --> 00:58:05,487 I'm sorry, father. It's all my fault. 1146 00:58:05,571 --> 00:58:08,237 Nonsense. What's that girl trying to do to you? 1147 00:58:08,321 --> 00:58:10,112 Oh, n-no, no, she wasn't. 1148 00:58:10,196 --> 00:58:11,863 It was.. I, I.. 1149 00:58:11,946 --> 00:58:14,904 Well, whatever the quarrel was about, Clarence 1150 00:58:14,987 --> 00:58:17,029 I'm glad you held your own. 1151 00:58:18,821 --> 00:58:20,237 Father, I have to have a new suit of clothes! 1152 00:58:20,321 --> 00:58:22,529 You've got to give me the money for it! 1153 00:58:24,487 --> 00:58:27,279 Young man, do you realize that you're addressing your father? 1154 00:58:30,154 --> 00:58:32,487 I'm sorry, father. I apologize. 1155 00:58:32,571 --> 00:58:35,237 But you don't know how important this is to me. 1156 00:58:35,321 --> 00:58:38,279 A new suit of clothes is so impor.. 1157 00:58:38,362 --> 00:58:39,946 Oh, why should.. 1158 00:58:41,987 --> 00:58:45,529 Clarence, has your need for a new suit of clothes 1159 00:58:45,613 --> 00:58:48,321 anything to do with that young lady? 1160 00:58:48,404 --> 00:58:49,946 Yes, father. 1161 00:58:51,487 --> 00:58:53,738 Why, Clarence. 1162 00:58:53,821 --> 00:58:54,821 Oh. 1163 00:58:54,905 --> 00:58:56,905 Why, this comes as quite a shock to me. 1164 00:58:56,987 --> 00:58:58,613 What does, father? 1165 00:58:58,696 --> 00:59:01,196 Well, you're being so...grownup. 1166 00:59:03,029 --> 00:59:04,154 Still, I might have known. 1167 00:59:04,237 --> 00:59:06,987 If you are going to college this fall.. 1168 00:59:07,070 --> 00:59:09,863 Yes, you're at the age when you'll be meeting girls. 1169 00:59:12,404 --> 00:59:15,112 Clarence, there are things about women 1170 00:59:15,196 --> 00:59:18,112 that I think you ought to know. 1171 00:59:18,196 --> 00:59:20,404 Sit down. 1172 00:59:36,863 --> 00:59:39,154 Yes, I think it's better for you to hear this from me 1173 00:59:39,237 --> 00:59:41,571 than to have to learn it for yourself. 1174 00:59:44,154 --> 00:59:46,154 Clarence.. 1175 00:59:46,237 --> 00:59:49,863 ...women aren't the angels that you think they are. 1176 00:59:49,946 --> 00:59:53,279 Well, now first, let me explain this to you. 1177 00:59:53,362 --> 00:59:56,738 You see, Clarence, we men have to run this world 1178 00:59:56,821 --> 00:59:58,821 and it's not an easy job. 1179 00:59:58,905 --> 01:00:01,987 It takes work and it takes thinking. 1180 01:00:02,070 --> 01:00:04,654 A man has to reason things out. 1181 01:00:04,738 --> 01:00:06,654 Now you take a woman. 1182 01:00:06,738 --> 01:00:09,111 A woman thinks.. 1183 01:00:09,196 --> 01:00:11,738 No, I'm wrong right there. 1184 01:00:11,821 --> 01:00:13,987 A woman doesn't think at all. 1185 01:00:14,070 --> 01:00:15,821 She gets stirred up. 1186 01:00:15,905 --> 01:00:19,613 And she gets stirred up over the most confounded things. 1187 01:00:19,696 --> 01:00:22,154 Now I love my wife just as much as any man 1188 01:00:22,237 --> 01:00:23,821 but that doesn't mean that I should stand 1189 01:00:23,905 --> 01:00:26,237 for a lot of folderol. 1190 01:00:26,321 --> 01:00:27,821 By God, I won't stand for it! 1191 01:00:27,905 --> 01:00:29,196 Stand for what, father? 1192 01:00:29,279 --> 01:00:32,779 That's the one thing I shall not submit myself to. 1193 01:00:32,863 --> 01:00:36,361 Clarence, if a man thinks a certain thing is wrong 1194 01:00:36,446 --> 01:00:37,571 he shouldn't do it. 1195 01:00:37,654 --> 01:00:40,362 If he thinks it's right, he should do it. 1196 01:00:40,446 --> 01:00:41,613 Now that has nothing to do with 1197 01:00:41,696 --> 01:00:43,279 whether he loves his wife or not. 1198 01:00:43,362 --> 01:00:45,529 - Who says it has, father? - They do. 1199 01:00:45,613 --> 01:00:47,196 - Who, sir? - Women. 1200 01:00:47,279 --> 01:00:48,654 They get stirred up 1201 01:00:48,738 --> 01:00:50,863 and then they try to get you stirred up too. 1202 01:00:50,946 --> 01:00:52,446 But don't you let them do it, Clarence. 1203 01:00:52,529 --> 01:00:54,404 Don't you let them do it. 1204 01:00:54,487 --> 01:00:57,529 Now, if you can keep reason and logic in the argument 1205 01:00:57,613 --> 01:01:00,863 well, a man can hold his own, of course. 1206 01:01:00,946 --> 01:01:02,987 But if they can switch you 1207 01:01:03,070 --> 01:01:06,237 pretty soon the argument's about whether you love them or not. 1208 01:01:06,321 --> 01:01:08,904 I swear, I don't know how they do it. 1209 01:01:08,987 --> 01:01:10,613 But don't you let them, Clarence. 1210 01:01:10,696 --> 01:01:12,069 Don't you let them. 1211 01:01:12,154 --> 01:01:14,487 I see what you mean so far, father. 1212 01:01:14,571 --> 01:01:16,863 If you don't watch yourself, love can make you do 1213 01:01:16,946 --> 01:01:18,362 a lot of things you don't wanna do. 1214 01:01:18,446 --> 01:01:19,362 'Exactly.' 1215 01:01:19,446 --> 01:01:20,571 But if you do watch out 1216 01:01:20,654 --> 01:01:22,613 and know just how to handle women.. 1217 01:01:22,696 --> 01:01:24,696 Then you'll be alright. 1218 01:01:24,779 --> 01:01:28,237 All a man has to do is be firm. 1219 01:01:28,321 --> 01:01:32,738 You know how sometimes I have to be firm with your mother. 1220 01:01:32,821 --> 01:01:36,529 Yes, but, father, what can you do when they cry? 1221 01:01:37,821 --> 01:01:40,069 Hmm. 1222 01:01:40,154 --> 01:01:42,987 Well, uh, that's quite a question. 1223 01:01:44,905 --> 01:01:46,112 You just have to make them understand 1224 01:01:46,196 --> 01:01:49,321 that what you're doing is for their good. 1225 01:01:49,404 --> 01:01:50,571 I see. 1226 01:01:50,654 --> 01:01:53,237 Now, Clarence, you know all about women. 1227 01:02:00,404 --> 01:02:03,279 - But, father. - Yes, Clarence? 1228 01:02:03,362 --> 01:02:05,446 I thought you were going to tell me about.. 1229 01:02:05,529 --> 01:02:08,321 - About what? - About women. 1230 01:02:11,196 --> 01:02:14,946 Clarence, there are some things gentlemen don't discuss. 1231 01:02:15,029 --> 01:02:17,404 I've told you all you need to know. 1232 01:02:17,487 --> 01:02:20,487 The thing for you to remember is be firm. 1233 01:02:49,905 --> 01:02:51,821 Mary, when you get to Springfield 1234 01:02:51,905 --> 01:02:54,112 the very first thing you.. 1235 01:03:02,654 --> 01:03:05,029 Oh, God! 1236 01:03:05,112 --> 01:03:07,613 What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong? 1237 01:03:07,696 --> 01:03:09,112 Sit down, Vinnie. 1238 01:03:09,196 --> 01:03:11,069 Oh, Clare, Cora and Mary are leaving any moment now. 1239 01:03:11,154 --> 01:03:13,279 Sit down. 1240 01:03:13,362 --> 01:03:17,321 Vinnie, you know I like to live well 1241 01:03:17,404 --> 01:03:19,529 and I want my family to live well. 1242 01:03:19,613 --> 01:03:21,779 But this house must be run on a business basis. 1243 01:03:21,863 --> 01:03:25,529 I must know how much money I'm spending and what for. 1244 01:03:25,613 --> 01:03:27,654 For instance, if you recall, a week ago 1245 01:03:27,738 --> 01:03:30,404 I gave you $6 to buy a new coffee pot. 1246 01:03:30,487 --> 01:03:32,029 Yes, because you broke the old one. 1247 01:03:32,112 --> 01:03:33,946 You threw it right on the floor. 1248 01:03:34,029 --> 01:03:36,237 I'm not talking about that. Now I find here among my-- 1249 01:03:36,321 --> 01:03:39,029 It was a pity to break that nice coffee pot, Clare. 1250 01:03:39,112 --> 01:03:40,529 It was imported from France. 1251 01:03:40,613 --> 01:03:42,486 And that little shop has stopped selling them. 1252 01:03:42,571 --> 01:03:44,237 They said the tariff wouldn't let them. 1253 01:03:44,321 --> 01:03:46,946 And that's your fault because you're always voting 1254 01:03:47,029 --> 01:03:48,196 to raise the tariff. 1255 01:03:48,279 --> 01:03:49,487 The tariff protects America 1256 01:03:49,571 --> 01:03:51,946 against cheap foreign labor. Now this bill-- 1257 01:03:52,029 --> 01:03:55,404 The tariff does nothing but put up the prices 1258 01:03:55,487 --> 01:03:58,738 and that's hard on everybody especially the farmer. 1259 01:03:58,821 --> 01:04:00,904 Vinnie, I wish to heaven you wouldn't talk about matters 1260 01:04:00,987 --> 01:04:02,446 you don't know anything about. 1261 01:04:02,529 --> 01:04:04,987 I do, too, know about them. Miss Guelig says 1262 01:04:05,070 --> 01:04:07,154 that every intelligent woman should have some opinion-- 1263 01:04:07,237 --> 01:04:09,029 Who may I ask is Miss Guelig? 1264 01:04:09,112 --> 01:04:11,112 She's the current events woman I told you about. 1265 01:04:11,196 --> 01:04:14,237 And the tickets are a dollar every Tuesday. 1266 01:04:14,321 --> 01:04:17,112 Do you mean to tell me that a pack of idle-minded females 1267 01:04:17,196 --> 01:04:19,279 pay a dollar apiece to hear another female 1268 01:04:19,362 --> 01:04:21,112 gabble about the events of the day? 1269 01:04:21,196 --> 01:04:22,529 Listen to me if you want to know anything 1270 01:04:22,613 --> 01:04:23,571 about the events of the day. 1271 01:04:23,654 --> 01:04:26,404 But you get so excited, Clare. 1272 01:04:26,487 --> 01:04:29,362 And besides, Miss Guelig says that our President 1273 01:04:29,446 --> 01:04:32,571 whom you're always belittling, prays to God for guidance. 1274 01:04:32,654 --> 01:04:35,029 Vinnie, what happened to that $6? 1275 01:04:35,112 --> 01:04:37,070 What $6? 1276 01:04:39,571 --> 01:04:42,446 I gave you $6 to buy a new coffee pot. 1277 01:04:42,529 --> 01:04:44,321 Now I find that you apparently got one 1278 01:04:44,404 --> 01:04:45,946 at Lewis and Congers and charged it. 1279 01:04:46,029 --> 01:04:49,321 Here's their bill. "One coffee pot, $5." 1280 01:04:49,404 --> 01:04:52,654 So you owe me a dollar, and you can hand it right over. 1281 01:04:52,738 --> 01:04:54,654 I'll do nothing of the kind. 1282 01:04:54,738 --> 01:04:56,904 What did you do with that $6? 1283 01:04:56,987 --> 01:04:59,946 Well, Clare, I can't tell you now, dear. 1284 01:05:00,029 --> 01:05:03,112 Why didn't you ask me at the time? 1285 01:05:03,196 --> 01:05:06,404 I give up. 1286 01:05:06,487 --> 01:05:08,070 Oh, wait a minute. 1287 01:05:08,154 --> 01:05:11,404 I spent $4.50 for that new umbrella. 1288 01:05:11,487 --> 01:05:13,321 Now we're getting somewhere. 1289 01:05:13,404 --> 01:05:15,196 One umbrella, $4.50. 1290 01:05:15,279 --> 01:05:17,362 And that must have been the week I paid Mrs. Tobin 1291 01:05:17,446 --> 01:05:18,779 for two extra days' washing. 1292 01:05:18,863 --> 01:05:21,446 - Mrs. Tobin. - That's $2 more. 1293 01:05:21,529 --> 01:05:23,738 - Two dollars. - That makes, that makes up.. 1294 01:05:23,821 --> 01:05:25,196 $6.50. 1295 01:05:25,279 --> 01:05:27,446 And that's another 50 cents you owe me. 1296 01:05:27,529 --> 01:05:28,905 I don't owe you anything. 1297 01:05:28,987 --> 01:05:30,321 What you owe me is an explanation 1298 01:05:30,404 --> 01:05:31,905 of where my money is gone. 1299 01:05:31,987 --> 01:05:34,987 I do the best I can to keep down expenses. 1300 01:05:35,070 --> 01:05:38,362 You know yourself, Cousin Phoebe spends twice as much as we do. 1301 01:05:38,446 --> 01:05:40,196 Don't talk to me about your cousin Phoebe. 1302 01:05:40,279 --> 01:05:42,987 Oh, you talk about your own relatives enough. 1303 01:05:44,446 --> 01:05:45,904 That's not fair, Vinnie. 1304 01:05:45,987 --> 01:05:49,821 When I talk about my relatives, I criticize them. 1305 01:05:49,905 --> 01:05:51,696 I can't even speak of Cousin Phoebe. 1306 01:05:51,779 --> 01:05:53,529 'You can speak of her all you want to.' 1307 01:05:53,613 --> 01:05:55,821 'But I won't have Cousin Phoebe or anyone else' 1308 01:05:55,905 --> 01:05:57,987 'dictating to me how to run my house.' 1309 01:05:58,070 --> 01:06:01,029 I didn't say a word about her dictating. 1310 01:06:01,112 --> 01:06:02,905 'Clare, you know she isn't that--' 1311 01:06:03,029 --> 01:06:05,362 You said, you said.. 1312 01:06:07,279 --> 01:06:09,029 I don't know what you said now. 1313 01:06:09,112 --> 01:06:11,029 You never stick to the point. 1314 01:06:12,738 --> 01:06:15,654 Now, we're going over this account book item by item. 1315 01:06:15,738 --> 01:06:19,196 I find here a bill for $38. 1316 01:06:19,279 --> 01:06:21,946 I don't know what you expect of me. 1317 01:06:22,029 --> 01:06:24,196 I tire myself out chasing up and down 1318 01:06:24,279 --> 01:06:26,070 those stairs all day long 1319 01:06:26,154 --> 01:06:28,362 trying to look after your comfort 1320 01:06:28,446 --> 01:06:30,529 to bring up our children. 1321 01:06:30,613 --> 01:06:33,361 I do the mending and the marketing. 1322 01:06:33,446 --> 01:06:36,362 Now you want me to be an expert bookkeeper too. 1323 01:06:47,696 --> 01:06:51,571 Vinnie, I want to be reasonable, but.. 1324 01:06:51,654 --> 01:06:55,987 Can't you understand? I'm doing all this for your own good. 1325 01:06:56,070 --> 01:06:57,529 Oh. 1326 01:07:01,279 --> 01:07:04,362 Well, I suppose I'll have to go ahead just paying the bills 1327 01:07:04,446 --> 01:07:07,821 and hoping I've got enough money in the bank to meet them. 1328 01:07:07,905 --> 01:07:10,237 But it's all very discouraging. 1329 01:07:11,487 --> 01:07:14,529 I'll try to do better, Clare. 1330 01:07:14,613 --> 01:07:16,821 Well, that's all I'm asking. 1331 01:07:18,987 --> 01:07:21,779 Well, I'll, uh, make out the checks and sign them. 1332 01:07:23,487 --> 01:07:27,070 But, uh, ahem, maybe I haven't any right to sign those checks 1333 01:07:27,154 --> 01:07:30,446 since in the sight of the Lord, I haven't any name. 1334 01:07:30,529 --> 01:07:31,946 That's right. 1335 01:07:32,029 --> 01:07:33,404 Clare, to make those checks good 1336 01:07:33,487 --> 01:07:36,112 you'll have to be baptized right away. 1337 01:07:36,196 --> 01:07:37,571 Vinnie, the bank doesn't care 1338 01:07:37,654 --> 01:07:39,446 whether I've been baptized or not. 1339 01:07:39,529 --> 01:07:40,905 Well, I care. 1340 01:07:40,987 --> 01:07:42,654 And no matter what Dr. Lloyd said 1341 01:07:42,738 --> 01:07:45,446 I'm not sure we're really married. 1342 01:07:45,529 --> 01:07:47,112 Vinnie, we have four children. 1343 01:07:47,196 --> 01:07:50,029 If we're not married now, we never will be. 1344 01:07:50,112 --> 01:07:52,029 Clare, Dr. Lloyd said this morning-- 1345 01:07:52,112 --> 01:07:53,779 Well, that's all, Vinnie. 1346 01:07:53,863 --> 01:07:57,279 Uh, I think you better go tell Whitney to watch for the cab. 1347 01:07:57,362 --> 01:08:00,154 Not before you give me that $1.50. 1348 01:08:00,237 --> 01:08:03,112 - What $1.50? - That $1.50 you owe me. 1349 01:08:03,196 --> 01:08:05,613 I don't owe you any $1.50. 1350 01:08:05,696 --> 01:08:07,779 I gave you money to buy a coffee pot for me 1351 01:08:07,863 --> 01:08:10,154 and somehow it turned into an umbrella for you. 1352 01:08:10,237 --> 01:08:13,362 Why, Clarence Day, what kind of man are you? 1353 01:08:13,446 --> 01:08:15,987 Quibbling about $1.50 when your immortal soul 1354 01:08:16,069 --> 01:08:17,237 is in danger. 1355 01:08:17,321 --> 01:08:19,571 - And what's more, if you-- - Alright. 1356 01:08:19,654 --> 01:08:22,237 Alright, alright. 1357 01:08:22,321 --> 01:08:23,613 Hmm. 1358 01:08:26,404 --> 01:08:27,696 Thank you, Clare. 1359 01:08:27,779 --> 01:08:30,321 Now the accounts are all straight again. 1360 01:08:51,279 --> 01:08:52,362 What were you doing down there? 1361 01:08:52,446 --> 01:08:54,028 I'm setting up this new burglar alarm. 1362 01:08:54,112 --> 01:08:55,487 I invented it myself. 1363 01:08:55,571 --> 01:08:56,987 Have you got any money you can lend me? 1364 01:08:57,069 --> 01:08:58,528 No, you owe me 30 cents now. 1365 01:08:58,613 --> 01:09:00,029 Well, I'll give you my stamp collection 1366 01:09:00,112 --> 01:09:02,029 and my piece of John Wilkes Booth's finger. 1367 01:09:02,112 --> 01:09:03,196 How much? 1368 01:09:03,279 --> 01:09:04,738 Enough to get a new suit of clothes. 1369 01:09:04,821 --> 01:09:06,528 If you can wait a month till I hear from the patent office 1370 01:09:06,613 --> 01:09:08,196 in Washington, I may be rich. 1371 01:09:08,279 --> 01:09:11,154 - Oh, I can't wait that long. - Maybe I could get it sooner. 1372 01:09:11,237 --> 01:09:13,696 I'm going to look into something else tomorrow. 1373 01:09:16,069 --> 01:09:18,696 "Wanted. An energetic young man to sell household necessity. 1374 01:09:18,779 --> 01:09:20,821 Liberal commission. Apply 312.." 1375 01:09:20,904 --> 01:09:22,196 John, let me have this job. 1376 01:09:22,279 --> 01:09:24,529 Why should I give you my job? They're hard to get. 1377 01:09:24,613 --> 01:09:26,779 But I've got to get a new suit of clothes. 1378 01:09:26,863 --> 01:09:28,529 Maybe I could get the job for both of us. 1379 01:09:28,613 --> 01:09:30,362 I'll ask the man. 1380 01:09:40,821 --> 01:09:44,069 - The cab's here, father. - Oh, t-thank you, Whitney. 1381 01:09:44,154 --> 01:09:46,696 Uh, Vinnie, Cora, the cab's here! 1382 01:09:48,904 --> 01:09:51,403 Uh, John, uh, go up and get their bags. 1383 01:09:51,487 --> 01:09:52,946 Yes, sir. 1384 01:09:54,529 --> 01:09:55,821 Here's the lunch for the train, sir. 1385 01:09:55,905 --> 01:09:58,237 Well, take it out to the cab. 1386 01:09:59,821 --> 01:10:01,237 - Who's that one? - It's Ellen. 1387 01:10:01,321 --> 01:10:02,821 Delia left yesterday. 1388 01:10:02,905 --> 01:10:04,696 I don't know where your mother finds them. 1389 01:10:04,779 --> 01:10:07,112 Now, Vinnie, don't you let Clare worry about us. 1390 01:10:07,196 --> 01:10:08,237 We have plenty of time. 1391 01:10:08,321 --> 01:10:09,905 Oh, take the bags right on out, John. 1392 01:10:09,987 --> 01:10:11,446 - Yes, sir. - Well, goodbye, Clarence. 1393 01:10:11,529 --> 01:10:12,863 It was so nice to see you again. 1394 01:10:12,987 --> 01:10:14,279 Goodbye, Cousin Cora. 1395 01:10:14,362 --> 01:10:17,237 Goodbye, Whitney. Now you be a good boy. 1396 01:10:17,321 --> 01:10:19,237 - Goodbye, Cousin Cora. - Goodbye, Harlan. 1397 01:10:19,321 --> 01:10:20,863 Goodbye. Keep out of mischief. 1398 01:10:20,946 --> 01:10:22,654 Come along, everybody. Don't keep the cab waiting. 1399 01:10:22,738 --> 01:10:23,821 Cabs cost money. 1400 01:10:23,905 --> 01:10:25,612 If there's one thing Mr. Day can't stand 1401 01:10:25,696 --> 01:10:27,070 it's to keep a cab waiting. 1402 01:10:27,154 --> 01:10:28,779 If there's any waiting to do, there's a waiting room 1403 01:10:28,863 --> 01:10:31,112 at the Grand Central Depot just for that. 1404 01:10:31,196 --> 01:10:33,279 Mary.. 1405 01:10:33,362 --> 01:10:35,446 ...aren't you even going to shake hands with me? 1406 01:10:35,529 --> 01:10:36,987 I don't think I'd better. 1407 01:10:37,070 --> 01:10:39,237 You may remember that when I get too close to you 1408 01:10:39,321 --> 01:10:40,821 you feel contaminated. 1409 01:10:40,905 --> 01:10:44,654 Mary, you're going to write to me, aren't you? 1410 01:10:44,738 --> 01:10:48,446 - Are you going to write first? - No, Mary. 1411 01:10:48,529 --> 01:10:51,112 There are times when a man must be firm. 1412 01:10:51,196 --> 01:10:53,112 Mary, mother says you better hurry out 1413 01:10:53,196 --> 01:10:54,779 before father starts yelling. 1414 01:10:54,863 --> 01:10:57,029 It's Sunday. 1415 01:10:57,112 --> 01:10:58,279 Goodbye, John. 1416 01:10:58,362 --> 01:11:00,654 I'm very happy to have made your acquaintance. 1417 01:11:00,738 --> 01:11:02,196 Thank you. 1418 01:11:04,070 --> 01:11:06,654 - May I help you? - No, thank you. 1419 01:11:06,738 --> 01:11:08,529 Take care of yourself. 1420 01:11:08,613 --> 01:11:10,362 - Goodbye, Mr. Day. - Goodbye, Mary. 1421 01:11:10,446 --> 01:11:11,821 Bye, Mrs. Day. I've had a wonderful time. 1422 01:11:11,905 --> 01:11:13,529 - Goodbye, Mary. - Thank you. 1423 01:11:13,613 --> 01:11:15,070 - 'Bye-bye.' - 'Goodbye.' 1424 01:11:15,154 --> 01:11:17,279 - 'Goodbye, Cousin Clare.' - Goodbye, Cora. 1425 01:11:17,362 --> 01:11:18,696 - Goodbye, Cora. - 'Bye.' 1426 01:11:18,779 --> 01:11:20,821 - Bye, Cousin Cora. - Bye. 1427 01:11:20,905 --> 01:11:23,196 - Bye! - Bye! 1428 01:11:33,446 --> 01:11:37,196 Dear Mary.. 1429 01:11:39,613 --> 01:11:42,029 "My duty toward my neighbor 1430 01:11:42,112 --> 01:11:44,404 "is to love him as myself 1431 01:11:44,487 --> 01:11:47,196 "and to do to all men 1432 01:11:47,279 --> 01:11:49,779 as I would they should do unto me." 1433 01:11:49,863 --> 01:11:52,112 Has father gone to the office yet? 1434 01:11:52,196 --> 01:11:53,779 Come on, let's go to the ball field. 1435 01:11:53,863 --> 01:11:56,487 I've got to guard this box till John comes back. 1436 01:11:56,571 --> 01:11:57,696 It's his burglar alarm. 1437 01:11:57,779 --> 01:11:59,070 It wouldn't work so he fixed it. 1438 01:11:59,154 --> 01:12:00,863 We're going to put it back in the dining room 1439 01:12:00,946 --> 01:12:02,613 after father goes to the office. 1440 01:12:02,696 --> 01:12:04,321 Are there burglars around? 1441 01:12:04,404 --> 01:12:06,571 - Everywhere. - Oh. 1442 01:12:06,654 --> 01:12:09,613 "To love, honor, and succor my father 1443 01:12:09,696 --> 01:12:10,779 and my mother--" 1444 01:12:10,863 --> 01:12:12,571 Why do you have to learn that? 1445 01:12:12,654 --> 01:12:14,446 Because if I don't, I'll go to hell. 1446 01:12:14,529 --> 01:12:16,946 - Father's going to hell. - He is not! 1447 01:12:17,029 --> 01:12:19,154 Yes, he is, because he isn't baptized. 1448 01:12:19,237 --> 01:12:21,571 He'll go to hell and burn for a thousand years. 1449 01:12:21,654 --> 01:12:23,446 He won't! He won't! 1450 01:12:23,529 --> 01:12:25,404 He'll be in a lake of fire and brimstone 1451 01:12:25,487 --> 01:12:27,112 and a thousand devils with pitchforks 1452 01:12:27,196 --> 01:12:28,279 will be poking at him. 1453 01:12:28,362 --> 01:12:29,779 - No! Mother, don't let-- - Shh. 1454 01:12:29,863 --> 01:12:31,613 - Father will hear you! - No, I don't.. 1455 01:12:38,279 --> 01:12:39,613 'Don't smother me!' 1456 01:12:42,863 --> 01:12:44,362 What's that noise? 1457 01:12:44,446 --> 01:12:46,738 - Just singing, father. - 'You boys, be quiet.' 1458 01:12:46,821 --> 01:12:48,571 You know your mother isn't feeling well. 1459 01:12:48,654 --> 01:12:50,446 'Yes, father.' 1460 01:13:00,529 --> 01:13:01,779 What did your mother say? 1461 01:13:01,863 --> 01:13:04,738 She says she doesn't want any breakfast. 1462 01:13:04,821 --> 01:13:07,029 Oh, why does your mother do that to me? 1463 01:13:07,112 --> 01:13:08,487 She knows it just upsets my day 1464 01:13:08,571 --> 01:13:10,196 when she doesn't come down to breakfast. 1465 01:13:10,279 --> 01:13:12,779 - A special delivery, sir. - Thank you. 1466 01:13:14,029 --> 01:13:16,279 - Thank you. - Where's John this morning? 1467 01:13:16,362 --> 01:13:17,987 Well, John had his breakfast early, father 1468 01:13:18,070 --> 01:13:19,571 and went out to see about something. 1469 01:13:19,654 --> 01:13:20,779 See about what? 1470 01:13:20,863 --> 01:13:22,279 Well, John and I thought 1471 01:13:22,362 --> 01:13:24,196 we'd work this summer and earn some money. 1472 01:13:24,279 --> 01:13:27,446 Good. Work never hurt anyone. It's good for them. 1473 01:13:27,529 --> 01:13:30,404 But if you're going to work, work hard. 1474 01:13:30,487 --> 01:13:32,905 King Solomon had the right idea about work. 1475 01:13:32,987 --> 01:13:36,279 "Whatever thy hand findeth to do," Solomon said 1476 01:13:36,362 --> 01:13:38,446 "do thy doggonedest." 1477 01:13:41,863 --> 01:13:43,446 Hmm. 1478 01:13:43,529 --> 01:13:45,321 Well, I don't understand this at all. 1479 01:13:45,404 --> 01:13:47,863 Here's a letter from some woman I never even heard of. 1480 01:13:49,196 --> 01:13:51,404 - Oh, father. - Oh, God! 1481 01:13:53,571 --> 01:13:55,154 What is it, father? 1482 01:13:55,237 --> 01:13:57,654 This woman claims that she sat on my lap 1483 01:13:57,738 --> 01:13:59,654 and that I didn't like it. 1484 01:13:59,738 --> 01:14:01,070 Huh. 1485 01:14:02,446 --> 01:14:05,154 What's that word? 1486 01:14:05,237 --> 01:14:07,487 No, that one down there. 1487 01:14:07,571 --> 01:14:10,154 It looks like curiosity. 1488 01:14:10,237 --> 01:14:11,279 Oh. 1489 01:14:11,362 --> 01:14:12,321 "I only opened your letter 1490 01:14:12,404 --> 01:14:14,196 as a matter of curiosity." 1491 01:14:14,279 --> 01:14:16,863 - Hmph. - Yes, go on. 1492 01:14:16,946 --> 01:14:20,070 Why, this gets worse and worse. 1493 01:14:20,154 --> 01:14:24,029 It just turns into a lot of sentimental lovey-dovey mush. 1494 01:14:24,112 --> 01:14:25,987 Chaa! Huh. 1495 01:14:26,070 --> 01:14:28,779 If this is someone's idea of a practical joke.. 1496 01:14:30,821 --> 01:14:32,905 What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong? 1497 01:14:32,987 --> 01:14:34,987 Nothing wrong. Just a fool letter. 1498 01:14:35,070 --> 01:14:38,612 - How are you feeling, Vinnie? - I thought you needed me. 1499 01:14:38,696 --> 01:14:40,112 If you don't, I'll go back to bed. 1500 01:14:40,196 --> 01:14:42,279 On, no, no, no. Uh, come sit down 1501 01:14:42,362 --> 01:14:43,571 and, uh, get some food in you. 1502 01:14:43,654 --> 01:14:45,529 Do you good. Build up your strength. 1503 01:14:45,613 --> 01:14:47,362 Yeah, here. Sit down. Sit down. 1504 01:14:47,446 --> 01:14:48,571 Here, uh.. 1505 01:14:48,654 --> 01:14:50,112 - What's this one's name? - Nora. 1506 01:14:50,196 --> 01:14:52,487 Nora, uh, get Mrs. Day some bacon and eggs. 1507 01:14:52,571 --> 01:14:54,154 'No, Nora.' 1508 01:14:54,237 --> 01:14:56,571 'Bring me a cup of tea up to my room.' 1509 01:14:56,654 --> 01:14:57,529 Yes, ma'am. 1510 01:14:57,613 --> 01:14:59,696 Oh, Vinnie, it's just weak 1511 01:14:59,779 --> 01:15:01,404 to give in to an ailment. 1512 01:15:01,487 --> 01:15:02,863 I notice when you have a headache 1513 01:15:02,946 --> 01:15:05,029 you yell and groan and swear enough. 1514 01:15:05,112 --> 01:15:06,654 Well, that's to prove to the headache 1515 01:15:06,738 --> 01:15:07,905 that I am stronger than it is. 1516 01:15:07,987 --> 01:15:11,571 I think I've caught some kind of germ. 1517 01:15:11,654 --> 01:15:13,987 Some of my friends have had to send for the doctor. 1518 01:15:14,070 --> 01:15:16,446 A doctor? Oh, poppycock. 1519 01:15:16,529 --> 01:15:18,863 But, Clare dear, when people are ill 1520 01:15:18,946 --> 01:15:20,613 you have to do something. 1521 01:15:20,696 --> 01:15:22,070 Certainly, you have to do something. 1522 01:15:22,154 --> 01:15:24,905 Cheer them up. That's the way to cure them. 1523 01:15:24,987 --> 01:15:27,571 How would you go about cheering them up? 1524 01:15:27,654 --> 01:15:30,946 I? Why, I'd tell them bah! 1525 01:15:35,446 --> 01:15:37,571 Well, what have I done now? 1526 01:15:37,654 --> 01:15:39,237 Oh. 1527 01:15:39,321 --> 01:15:41,738 Oh, Clare, hush up. 1528 01:15:47,863 --> 01:15:50,987 Vinnie, I didn't mean to upset you. 1529 01:16:03,529 --> 01:16:05,362 "Dear Clarence.." 1530 01:16:21,362 --> 01:16:24,321 I, I-I was just trying to help you. 1531 01:16:25,905 --> 01:16:27,321 You know, w-when you take your bed 1532 01:16:27,404 --> 01:16:31,362 I have a confounded lonely time around here. 1533 01:16:31,446 --> 01:16:32,987 So when I see you getting it into your head 1534 01:16:33,070 --> 01:16:34,154 that you're not feeling well 1535 01:16:34,237 --> 01:16:36,112 I want to do something about it. 1536 01:16:36,196 --> 01:16:38,237 Just because some of your friends have given into this 1537 01:16:38,321 --> 01:16:39,863 there's no reason why you should imagine you're ill. 1538 01:16:39,946 --> 01:16:42,029 Oh, Clare, stop. 1539 01:16:42,112 --> 01:16:45,321 Get out of this house and go to your office. 1540 01:17:06,821 --> 01:17:08,487 - Did you get the job? - Yes, for both of us. 1541 01:17:08,571 --> 01:17:10,362 - Look, I've got it with me. - What is it? 1542 01:17:10,446 --> 01:17:12,070 - Medicine. - Medicine? 1543 01:17:12,154 --> 01:17:15,029 You took a job for us to go out and sell medicine? 1544 01:17:15,112 --> 01:17:18,446 But it's wonderful medicine. Look what it cures. 1545 01:17:18,529 --> 01:17:21,821 "A sovereign cure for colds, coughs, catarrh 1546 01:17:21,905 --> 01:17:24,029 "asthma, quinsy, and sore throat 1547 01:17:24,112 --> 01:17:26,112 "poor digestion, summer complaint, colic 1548 01:17:26,196 --> 01:17:29,321 "dyspepsia, heartburn, and shortness of breath 1549 01:17:29,404 --> 01:17:31,362 "lumbago, rheumatism, heart disease 1550 01:17:31,446 --> 01:17:33,529 "giddiness, and women's complaints 1551 01:17:33,613 --> 01:17:35,863 "nervous prostration, St. Vitus' dance 1552 01:17:35,946 --> 01:17:37,863 "jaundice, la grippe, proud flesh 1553 01:17:37,946 --> 01:17:39,863 pink eye, sea sickness, and pimples." 1554 01:17:39,946 --> 01:17:43,196 It's made from a secret formula known only to Dr. Bartlett. 1555 01:17:43,279 --> 01:17:46,196 We get 25 cents commission on every bottle we sell. 1556 01:17:46,279 --> 01:17:49,237 And he's giving us the territory of all Manhattan Island. 1557 01:17:49,321 --> 01:17:50,946 Well, lots of father's and mother's friends 1558 01:17:51,029 --> 01:17:52,696 have some of those diseases. 1559 01:17:52,779 --> 01:17:54,279 Let's start out by calling on them. 1560 01:17:54,362 --> 01:17:56,154 Yes. Oh. 1561 01:17:56,237 --> 01:17:58,905 What if they ask us if we use it at our house? 1562 01:17:58,987 --> 01:18:02,070 Oh, yes, it would be better if we could say we did. 1563 01:18:04,487 --> 01:18:05,654 Excuse me. 1564 01:18:05,738 --> 01:18:07,237 Oh, i-is that the tea for Mrs. Day? 1565 01:18:07,321 --> 01:18:09,070 - Yes. - Oh, I'll take it up to her. 1566 01:18:09,154 --> 01:18:12,321 Oh, thank you. Right away now while it's hot. 1567 01:18:14,487 --> 01:18:16,070 What's the matter with mother? 1568 01:18:16,154 --> 01:18:19,237 I don't know. She was just complaining. 1569 01:18:19,321 --> 01:18:22,070 Say, it says here it's good for women's complaints. 1570 01:18:24,821 --> 01:18:26,321 Here. 1571 01:18:32,487 --> 01:18:34,321 'Yes, sir, Chesapeake and Ohio, an eighth.' 1572 01:18:34,404 --> 01:18:35,863 'New York Central, three quarters.' 1573 01:18:35,946 --> 01:18:37,112 'I'd like to see Mr. Day about' 1574 01:18:37,196 --> 01:18:38,487 'those Morris and Essex bonds.' 1575 01:18:38,571 --> 01:18:40,404 Mr. Day's very busy this morning. 1576 01:18:40,487 --> 01:18:42,362 You'll have to wait. 1577 01:18:46,362 --> 01:18:49,112 - Where's father? - Well, Master Whitney. 1578 01:18:49,196 --> 01:18:50,571 Have you come to pay us a visit? 1579 01:18:50,654 --> 01:18:51,863 Where's father? 1580 01:18:51,946 --> 01:18:54,196 He's busy in his office with a customer. 1581 01:18:54,279 --> 01:18:55,821 Master Whitney! 1582 01:18:58,196 --> 01:18:59,779 Mr. Day, the president of the firm is-- 1583 01:18:59,863 --> 01:19:02,946 Father, you have to come home right away. 1584 01:19:03,029 --> 01:19:05,154 What's the meaning of this? Who sent you down here? 1585 01:19:05,237 --> 01:19:07,613 - Your mother? - No, sir. Mother's ill. 1586 01:19:07,696 --> 01:19:09,779 She's terribly ill. 1587 01:19:09,863 --> 01:19:11,112 Did the doctor send you for me? 1588 01:19:11,196 --> 01:19:13,321 - No, sir. It was Margaret. - Margaret? 1589 01:19:13,404 --> 01:19:15,321 Margaret says you're to come home right away 1590 01:19:15,404 --> 01:19:16,863 and no nonsense. 1591 01:19:18,654 --> 01:19:22,154 Uh, Perkins, go down and stop the first cab you see. 1592 01:19:22,237 --> 01:19:24,905 A cab, sir? For you, Mr. Day? 1593 01:19:24,987 --> 01:19:27,237 Yes, I want a cab, and no nonsense! 1594 01:19:27,321 --> 01:19:30,654 - Yes, sir. - Uh, I'm sorry, Mr. Hopkins. 1595 01:19:38,196 --> 01:19:40,404 Confound you! Can't you go any faster? 1596 01:19:40,487 --> 01:19:42,070 Alright, sir. 1597 01:19:43,779 --> 01:19:45,154 Giddap! 1598 01:19:48,613 --> 01:19:51,112 Giddap there, you hear me! Giddap! 1599 01:20:04,029 --> 01:20:07,613 - Oh, doctor. How is Mrs. Day? - She's a pretty sick woman. 1600 01:20:09,404 --> 01:20:11,362 Well, what's wrong with her? 1601 01:20:11,446 --> 01:20:12,863 Well, do you know or don't you? 1602 01:20:12,946 --> 01:20:15,196 What did Mrs. Day have for breakfast this morning? 1603 01:20:15,279 --> 01:20:16,613 Not a thing. I tried to get her 1604 01:20:16,696 --> 01:20:17,905 to eat something, but she wouldn't. 1605 01:20:17,987 --> 01:20:19,613 I can't understand it. 1606 01:20:19,696 --> 01:20:20,529 Understand what? 1607 01:20:20,613 --> 01:20:22,029 These violent attacks of nausea. 1608 01:20:22,112 --> 01:20:24,154 It's almost as though she were poisoned. 1609 01:20:24,237 --> 01:20:26,529 - Poisoned? - Let me take your cab. 1610 01:20:26,613 --> 01:20:28,821 I'll try not to be gone more than ten to fifteen minutes. 1611 01:20:28,905 --> 01:20:31,279 And, Mr. Day, you are not to go into her room. 1612 01:20:32,696 --> 01:20:33,987 You'd better get her well. 1613 01:20:34,070 --> 01:20:35,862 Right away or you'll hear from me. 1614 01:20:35,946 --> 01:20:38,571 - Turn west on 27th Street. - Giddap. Giddap. 1615 01:20:48,070 --> 01:20:50,154 - How is mother? - I don't know. 1616 01:20:50,237 --> 01:20:51,738 Well, she better be good and sick 1617 01:20:51,821 --> 01:20:54,321 or father may be mad at me for getting him up here. 1618 01:20:54,404 --> 01:20:56,321 Specially in a cab. 1619 01:20:59,321 --> 01:21:01,321 - Has your father come? - Yes, just now. 1620 01:21:01,404 --> 01:21:02,987 Where are you going, Margaret? 1621 01:21:03,070 --> 01:21:05,237 I have to go for the minister. 1622 01:21:11,654 --> 01:21:14,571 I guess the minister's coming to baptize father 1623 01:21:14,654 --> 01:21:16,237 so he won't have to go to hell. 1624 01:21:16,321 --> 01:21:18,321 You can't be baptized in a house. 1625 01:21:18,404 --> 01:21:21,863 - You've got to have water. - We have lots of water. 1626 01:21:21,946 --> 01:21:23,863 Not the right kind. 1627 01:21:29,154 --> 01:21:31,112 Is mother better, father? 1628 01:21:31,196 --> 01:21:34,237 How can I tell? She wouldn't let me in the room with her. 1629 01:21:34,321 --> 01:21:35,779 These confounded doctors never know 1630 01:21:35,863 --> 01:21:38,029 what's the matter with anybody. 1631 01:21:44,863 --> 01:21:46,654 Father? 1632 01:21:46,738 --> 01:21:47,946 Yes? 1633 01:21:48,029 --> 01:21:50,821 Mother's going to get well, isn't she? 1634 01:21:50,905 --> 01:21:53,154 Of course, she's going to get well. 1635 01:21:54,613 --> 01:21:56,362 Father, may we come in? 1636 01:21:56,446 --> 01:21:59,571 It's lonesome without mother. 1637 01:21:59,654 --> 01:22:02,863 Yes, it is, Harlan. It's lonesome. 1638 01:22:02,946 --> 01:22:04,613 Come in, boys. 1639 01:22:08,613 --> 01:22:10,446 What have you been doing, Harlan? 1640 01:22:10,529 --> 01:22:13,404 Nothing. They won't let me upstairs. 1641 01:22:14,821 --> 01:22:15,863 What about you, Whitney? 1642 01:22:15,946 --> 01:22:16,987 I was supposed to learn 1643 01:22:17,070 --> 01:22:19,070 the rest of my catechism. 1644 01:22:19,154 --> 01:22:21,237 Will you hear me, father? 1645 01:22:23,237 --> 01:22:25,404 Yes, Whitney, I'll hear you. 1646 01:22:27,362 --> 01:22:28,863 Start here. 1647 01:22:30,613 --> 01:22:33,070 "How many parts are there in a sacrament?" 1648 01:22:33,154 --> 01:22:35,863 Two, the outward visible sign 1649 01:22:35,946 --> 01:22:38,654 and the inward spiritual grace. 1650 01:22:38,738 --> 01:22:41,154 "What is the outward visible sign or form 1651 01:22:41,237 --> 01:22:43,487 in bap, baptism?" 1652 01:22:43,571 --> 01:22:47,863 Water, wherein the person is baptized in the name of.. 1653 01:22:47,946 --> 01:22:51,404 You haven't been baptized, have you, father? 1654 01:22:51,487 --> 01:22:54,196 Whitney, what is the outward visible sign? 1655 01:22:54,279 --> 01:22:57,779 Water, wherein the person.. 1656 01:22:57,863 --> 01:22:59,821 '...wherein the person..' 1657 01:22:59,905 --> 01:23:01,029 You don't know it well enough, Whitney. 1658 01:23:01,112 --> 01:23:03,779 You'd better go and study it some more. 1659 01:23:03,863 --> 01:23:05,196 Do you want me to read to you, Harlan? 1660 01:23:05,279 --> 01:23:08,696 Father, are they gonna put you into hell? 1661 01:23:08,779 --> 01:23:11,237 Whitney, take Harlan with you. 1662 01:25:06,779 --> 01:25:10,487 Oh, what's the world coming to? 1663 01:25:10,571 --> 01:25:13,487 Everybody's sending for doctors. 1664 01:25:13,571 --> 01:25:15,571 Doctors don't do you any good. 1665 01:25:15,654 --> 01:25:17,487 Only make you feel worse. 1666 01:25:17,571 --> 01:25:18,779 All poppycock. 1667 01:25:23,404 --> 01:25:25,905 Who's ringing that bell? 1668 01:25:25,987 --> 01:25:27,863 Stop that noise! 1669 01:25:27,946 --> 01:25:29,821 Stop it, I say! 1670 01:25:29,905 --> 01:25:31,946 What idiot's ringing that bell? 1671 01:25:34,196 --> 01:25:36,863 Mr. Day, we must all be quiet. 1672 01:25:36,946 --> 01:25:38,905 - Mrs. Day's very ill. - I know she's ill. 1673 01:25:38,987 --> 01:25:40,738 Go up and see if she needs anything. 1674 01:25:40,821 --> 01:25:42,529 And what are you doing out of the house? 1675 01:25:42,613 --> 01:25:44,196 I sent for the minister. 1676 01:25:44,279 --> 01:25:45,779 - The minister? - He'll be right in. 1677 01:25:45,863 --> 01:25:48,070 He's paying off the cab. 1678 01:25:54,946 --> 01:25:56,905 I was deeply shocked to learn the serious nature 1679 01:25:56,987 --> 01:26:00,029 of Mrs. Day's illness. Will you take me up to her? 1680 01:26:00,112 --> 01:26:02,404 She's resting now. She can't be disturbed. 1681 01:26:02,487 --> 01:26:03,821 The doctor will be back in a minute. 1682 01:26:03,905 --> 01:26:05,987 Tsk, tsk, tsk. Mrs. Day has been 1683 01:26:06,070 --> 01:26:07,821 a tower of strength in the parish. 1684 01:26:07,905 --> 01:26:10,571 Everyone liked her so much. 1685 01:26:10,654 --> 01:26:13,070 Yes, she was a fine woman. 1686 01:26:13,154 --> 01:26:15,070 I wish to heaven you wouldn't talk about Mrs. Day 1687 01:26:15,154 --> 01:26:17,362 as if she were dead. 1688 01:26:21,321 --> 01:26:23,821 - Is the doctor back yet? - No, does she need him? 1689 01:26:23,905 --> 01:26:25,196 Well, she's kind of restless. 1690 01:26:25,279 --> 01:26:27,905 She's talking in her sleep and twisting and turning. 1691 01:26:40,154 --> 01:26:41,321 Well, doctor, it seems to me 1692 01:26:41,404 --> 01:26:42,821 that was a pretty long ten minutes. 1693 01:26:42,905 --> 01:26:45,404 See here, Mr. Day. if I'm to handle this case-- 1694 01:26:45,487 --> 01:26:47,696 How can you handle it if you're out of the house? 1695 01:26:47,779 --> 01:26:48,905 Who is this? 1696 01:26:48,987 --> 01:26:50,863 - It's Dr. Somers. - How do you do? 1697 01:26:50,946 --> 01:26:52,404 I felt that Mrs. Day's condition 1698 01:26:52,487 --> 01:26:53,821 warranted my getting Dr. Somers here 1699 01:26:53,905 --> 01:26:55,946 as soon as possible for consultation. 1700 01:26:56,029 --> 01:26:58,446 I hope that meets with your approval? 1701 01:26:59,738 --> 01:27:02,237 Why, yes, of course. 1702 01:27:02,321 --> 01:27:05,946 - Anything that can be done. - Upstairs, doctor. 1703 01:27:06,029 --> 01:27:07,696 Pardon me. 1704 01:27:12,362 --> 01:27:14,987 Mrs. Day is in good hands now, Mr. Day. 1705 01:27:15,070 --> 01:27:17,779 There's nothing you and I can do at the moment to help. 1706 01:27:21,154 --> 01:27:23,613 - Dr. Lloyd? - Yes? 1707 01:27:23,696 --> 01:27:25,987 There's something that's troubling Mrs. Day's mind. 1708 01:27:26,070 --> 01:27:27,404 Oh? 1709 01:27:27,487 --> 01:27:29,487 I think you know what I refer to. 1710 01:27:29,571 --> 01:27:33,946 Yes. You mean the fact that you've never been baptized. 1711 01:27:34,029 --> 01:27:35,987 Yes, I gathered that you knew about it 1712 01:27:36,070 --> 01:27:37,987 from your sermon last Sunday. 1713 01:27:38,070 --> 01:27:40,905 But let's not get angry. 1714 01:27:40,987 --> 01:27:44,279 I think something had better be done about it. 1715 01:27:44,362 --> 01:27:46,154 Yes, Mr. Day? 1716 01:27:46,237 --> 01:27:47,821 When the doctors get through up there 1717 01:27:47,905 --> 01:27:49,362 I want you to talk to Mrs. Day. 1718 01:27:49,446 --> 01:27:50,404 I want you to tell her something. 1719 01:27:50,487 --> 01:27:51,613 Well, I'd be glad to. 1720 01:27:51,696 --> 01:27:53,279 You're just the man to do it. 1721 01:27:53,362 --> 01:27:55,529 She shouldn't be upset about this. 1722 01:27:55,613 --> 01:27:57,738 I want you to tell her that my being baptized 1723 01:27:57,821 --> 01:28:00,905 would just be a lot of confounded nonsense. 1724 01:28:00,987 --> 01:28:02,154 But, Mr. Day-- 1725 01:28:02,237 --> 01:28:04,863 Oh, she'll take your word on a thing like that. 1726 01:28:04,946 --> 01:28:08,070 And we both must do everything we can to help her now. 1727 01:28:08,154 --> 01:28:10,070 But the solution is so simple. 1728 01:28:10,154 --> 01:28:14,321 It would take only your consent to be baptized. 1729 01:28:14,404 --> 01:28:16,112 That's out of the question. 1730 01:28:16,196 --> 01:28:18,571 And I'm surprised that a grown man like you 1731 01:28:18,654 --> 01:28:20,863 would suggest such a thing. 1732 01:28:29,529 --> 01:28:32,571 Well, doctor, how is she? What have you decided? 1733 01:28:32,654 --> 01:28:36,029 Is there a room we could use for our consultation? 1734 01:28:36,112 --> 01:28:39,154 - Oh, yes, my library. - Doctor. 1735 01:28:39,237 --> 01:28:41,613 Dr. Somers, this isn't serious, is it? 1736 01:28:41,696 --> 01:28:43,529 Uh, after we've had our consultation 1737 01:28:43,613 --> 01:28:45,029 we'll talk to you, Mr. Day. 1738 01:28:45,112 --> 01:28:45,987 But surely-- 1739 01:28:46,070 --> 01:28:48,237 Rest assured, Dr. Somers will do 1740 01:28:48,321 --> 01:28:50,196 everything that is humanly possible. 1741 01:28:50,279 --> 01:28:53,029 Uh, we'll try not to be long. 1742 01:29:11,529 --> 01:29:15,112 Tell me, this Dr., uh, Somers 1743 01:29:15,196 --> 01:29:16,613 he's very highly thought of, isn't he? 1744 01:29:16,696 --> 01:29:17,905 Oh, yes. 1745 01:29:17,987 --> 01:29:20,237 If Vinnie is seriously.. 1746 01:29:20,321 --> 01:29:22,696 If anyone could help her, he could. 1747 01:29:22,779 --> 01:29:25,321 - Don't you think? - Very fine physician. 1748 01:29:27,654 --> 01:29:29,029 But there is a greater help 1749 01:29:29,112 --> 01:29:31,529 ever-present in the hour of need. 1750 01:29:31,613 --> 01:29:34,654 Let us turn to him in prayer. 1751 01:29:36,946 --> 01:29:39,154 Let us kneel and pray. 1752 01:29:44,738 --> 01:29:47,070 Let us kneel and pray. 1753 01:29:55,696 --> 01:29:58,696 Oh, Lord, look down from heaven. 1754 01:29:58,779 --> 01:30:02,779 Behold, visit, and relieve this Thy servant 1755 01:30:02,863 --> 01:30:05,237 who is grieved with sickness. 1756 01:30:05,321 --> 01:30:07,738 Have mercy on her, oh, Lord. 1757 01:30:07,821 --> 01:30:10,446 Have mercy on this miserable sinner. 1758 01:30:10,529 --> 01:30:12,779 Forgive her and extend Thy accustomed-- 1759 01:30:12,863 --> 01:30:15,279 She's not a miserable sinner, and you know it! 1760 01:30:15,362 --> 01:30:18,696 Oh, God! You know Vinnie is not a miserable sinner! 1761 01:30:18,779 --> 01:30:20,112 She's a fine woman! 1762 01:30:20,196 --> 01:30:21,654 'She shouldn't be made to suffer!' 1763 01:30:21,738 --> 01:30:24,112 It's got to stop, I tell you! It's got to stop! 1764 01:30:24,196 --> 01:30:25,529 Have mercy, I say! 1765 01:30:25,613 --> 01:30:27,112 Have mercy, I tell you! 1766 01:30:27,196 --> 01:30:29,654 What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong? 1767 01:30:29,738 --> 01:30:32,321 Vinnie. Vinnie, what are you doing down here? 1768 01:30:32,404 --> 01:30:35,446 You shouldn't be out of bed. You get right back upstairs. 1769 01:30:35,529 --> 01:30:38,487 I heard you call. Do you need me? 1770 01:30:38,571 --> 01:30:40,863 Vinnie, I know now how much I need you. 1771 01:30:40,946 --> 01:30:42,738 Get well, Vinnie. I'll be baptized. 1772 01:30:42,821 --> 01:30:45,821 - I promise I'll be baptized. - You will? 1773 01:30:45,905 --> 01:30:48,362 - I'll do anything. - Oh, Clare. 1774 01:30:48,446 --> 01:30:50,321 We'll go to Europe, just we two. 1775 01:30:50,404 --> 01:30:51,905 You won't have to worry about the children 1776 01:30:51,987 --> 01:30:54,446 or the household accounts or.. 1777 01:30:54,529 --> 01:30:56,905 Vinnie. 1778 01:30:59,779 --> 01:31:01,987 Don't worry, Mr. Day. She'll be alright now. 1779 01:31:02,070 --> 01:31:03,487 Bless you for what you have done. 1780 01:31:03,571 --> 01:31:06,321 - What did I do? - You promised to be baptized. 1781 01:31:06,404 --> 01:31:08,905 I did? Oh, God! 1782 01:31:48,321 --> 01:31:50,946 - Isn't it drafty here, mother? - Shall I get your coat, mother? 1783 01:31:51,029 --> 01:31:52,571 - The draft-- - No, thank you. 1784 01:31:52,654 --> 01:31:54,112 I'm quite comfortable, thank you. 1785 01:31:54,196 --> 01:31:55,529 Come on now. Let's stay together. 1786 01:31:55,613 --> 01:31:57,279 Harlan, don't you get lost again. 1787 01:31:57,362 --> 01:32:00,738 Aren't the hats lovely this year? 1788 01:32:00,821 --> 01:32:02,487 Ostrich feathers. 1789 01:32:02,571 --> 01:32:05,279 You wouldn't wear that hat, would you, mother? 1790 01:32:05,362 --> 01:32:07,196 Oh, I think that's very pretty. 1791 01:32:07,279 --> 01:32:09,446 I think they're all pretty. 1792 01:32:09,529 --> 01:32:12,154 Oh, I do need some pink silk thread. 1793 01:32:16,237 --> 01:32:18,571 Oh, isn't this applique beautiful? 1794 01:32:18,654 --> 01:32:20,446 Just arrived from Paris, madam. 1795 01:32:20,529 --> 01:32:21,946 It's charming. 1796 01:32:22,029 --> 01:32:23,946 What are you looking for, mother? 1797 01:32:24,029 --> 01:32:25,946 Oh, I'm just shopping. 1798 01:32:28,196 --> 01:32:29,946 I think I'll just take a plain one. 1799 01:32:30,029 --> 01:32:31,112 But this is the very latest. 1800 01:32:31,196 --> 01:32:33,070 We've only had them in a few days. 1801 01:32:33,154 --> 01:32:34,987 Remember, mother, this is your first day out. 1802 01:32:35,070 --> 01:32:36,404 You mustn't get too tired. 1803 01:32:36,487 --> 01:32:38,070 No, I'm saving myself, dear. 1804 01:32:38,154 --> 01:32:40,362 I have to. Cousin Cora's coming tomorrow. 1805 01:32:40,446 --> 01:32:42,154 She is? Does father know about it? 1806 01:32:42,237 --> 01:32:44,112 - Not yet. - Is Mary coming too? 1807 01:32:44,196 --> 01:32:46,404 Yes, dear. Harlan, don't touch things. 1808 01:32:46,487 --> 01:32:48,987 - I'll bet you knew it. - No, honest, I didn't. 1809 01:32:49,070 --> 01:32:50,612 - Not tomorrow. - Yes, it is. 1810 01:32:56,154 --> 01:32:57,613 'Do we have any more of this material?' 1811 01:32:57,696 --> 01:32:59,613 - 'Yes, we do.' - 'Thank you.' 1812 01:33:02,362 --> 01:33:05,654 'This one is genuine imitation Dresden.' 1813 01:33:07,070 --> 01:33:09,154 'The original design by Duriet.' 1814 01:33:09,237 --> 01:33:11,571 John, isn't this the darlingest thing? 1815 01:33:11,654 --> 01:33:13,154 It's exactly what I've always wanted. 1816 01:33:13,237 --> 01:33:14,529 How much is this lovely pug dog? 1817 01:33:14,613 --> 01:33:15,821 Uh, $15, ma'am. 1818 01:33:15,905 --> 01:33:18,196 - Fifteen dollars. - Gee whiz, mother. 1819 01:33:18,279 --> 01:33:20,946 We can buy a real live bloodhound for $5. 1820 01:33:21,029 --> 01:33:24,863 Oh, isn't he perfectly adorable? 1821 01:33:24,946 --> 01:33:26,571 Oh, I shouldn't. 1822 01:33:26,654 --> 01:33:30,112 - I know I shouldn't. - 'Mrs. Day.' 1823 01:33:30,196 --> 01:33:32,529 Oh, Mrs. Whitehead. 1824 01:33:32,613 --> 01:33:34,987 How nice to see you. Are you quite recovered? 1825 01:33:35,070 --> 01:33:37,112 Almost. This is my first day out. 1826 01:33:37,196 --> 01:33:39,196 We've missed you at the church. You remember Mr. Morley. 1827 01:33:39,279 --> 01:33:40,696 - How do you do, Mrs. Day? - How do you do? 1828 01:33:40,779 --> 01:33:41,987 Mr. Morley preached the Sunday 1829 01:33:42,070 --> 01:33:43,571 Dr. Lloyd was ill. 1830 01:33:43,654 --> 01:33:45,029 Oh, yes. 1831 01:33:45,112 --> 01:33:47,779 I can't tell you how much I enjoyed your sermon. 1832 01:33:47,863 --> 01:33:49,654 Even my husband enjoyed your sermon. 1833 01:33:49,738 --> 01:33:52,237 We've just come from the board meeting of the foreign missions. 1834 01:33:52,321 --> 01:33:53,779 I'm taking Mr. Morley home to lunch. 1835 01:33:53,863 --> 01:33:56,196 I had to drop in here to pick up a purchase. 1836 01:33:56,279 --> 01:33:58,029 I won't be a minute. 1837 01:33:58,112 --> 01:34:00,905 - Is your parish in the city? - Yes, it's on the outskirts. 1838 01:34:00,987 --> 01:34:02,571 My church is in Audubon Park. 1839 01:34:02,654 --> 01:34:04,154 Oh, way up there. 1840 01:34:04,237 --> 01:34:06,279 Oh, are you acquainted in Audubon Park? 1841 01:34:06,362 --> 01:34:08,987 No, I don't believe we know a soul there. 1842 01:34:13,529 --> 01:34:17,404 Mr. Morley, would this be possible? 1843 01:34:17,487 --> 01:34:19,196 Uh, my husband, Mr. Day.. 1844 01:34:19,279 --> 01:34:21,821 If we lower the collar, it will be a very fine fit. 1845 01:34:21,905 --> 01:34:24,404 You wouldn't find a better suit of clothes in the city for $15. 1846 01:34:24,487 --> 01:34:27,863 Oh, it's not the price. It's the money. 1847 01:34:27,946 --> 01:34:29,446 Thank you for holding it for me. 1848 01:34:29,529 --> 01:34:30,905 You're welcome. 1849 01:34:32,196 --> 01:34:34,738 Goodbye, Mrs. Day. I hope we meet again soon. 1850 01:34:34,821 --> 01:34:37,029 Goodbye. It was very pleasant meeting you again. 1851 01:34:37,112 --> 01:34:38,905 I think it was divine providence. 1852 01:34:38,987 --> 01:34:41,070 I shall be delighted to be of service. 1853 01:34:41,154 --> 01:34:44,070 - Goodbye, Mr. Morley. Goodbye. - Goodbye. 1854 01:34:44,154 --> 01:34:45,404 - May I work it? - Oh, no. 1855 01:34:45,487 --> 01:34:46,654 It's against the rules. 1856 01:35:05,946 --> 01:35:08,279 Hello. 1857 01:35:08,362 --> 01:35:11,070 Oh, what did you bring home more medicine for? 1858 01:35:11,154 --> 01:35:12,571 Dr. Bartlett paid us off, didn't he? 1859 01:35:12,654 --> 01:35:15,738 - Oh, yes. - Oh, Jiminy, you scared me. 1860 01:35:15,821 --> 01:35:17,779 I've got to take $15 right down to McCreery's. 1861 01:35:17,863 --> 01:35:19,154 I bought a suit there this morning and I said 1862 01:35:19,237 --> 01:35:20,779 I'd have the money this afternoon. 1863 01:35:20,863 --> 01:35:23,487 - Gee, that's too bad. - What's too bad? 1864 01:35:23,571 --> 01:35:26,613 - Well, well, you see, Clarence. - What? 1865 01:35:26,696 --> 01:35:28,654 Dr. Bartlett paid us off in medicine. 1866 01:35:28,738 --> 01:35:29,946 Oh, God! 1867 01:35:30,029 --> 01:35:31,196 Well, he thanked us, too 1868 01:35:31,279 --> 01:35:32,529 for our services to mankind. 1869 01:35:32,613 --> 01:35:34,279 But my suit, I've got to have it tomorrow. 1870 01:35:34,362 --> 01:35:36,112 And besides, they're making the alterations. 1871 01:35:36,196 --> 01:35:37,654 I've gotta have $15. 1872 01:35:37,738 --> 01:35:40,029 Maybe you could offer them 15 bottles of medicine. 1873 01:35:40,112 --> 01:35:42,946 Oh, they wouldn't take it. McCreery's don't sell medicine. 1874 01:35:43,029 --> 01:35:44,946 Father! 1875 01:35:46,987 --> 01:35:49,196 Vinnie, I'm home! 1876 01:35:50,779 --> 01:35:52,779 - Good afternoon, sir. - How's your mother, Clarence? 1877 01:35:52,863 --> 01:35:54,446 Oh, the ride this morning did her a lot of good. 1878 01:35:54,529 --> 01:35:56,487 She'll be well enough to go to church with us next Sunday. 1879 01:35:56,571 --> 01:35:57,613 Ah, fine. 1880 01:35:57,696 --> 01:35:59,362 Uh, father, have you noticed 1881 01:35:59,446 --> 01:36:01,779 I haven't been kneeling down in church lately? 1882 01:36:01,863 --> 01:36:03,237 Don't let your mother catch you at it. 1883 01:36:03,321 --> 01:36:05,154 Then I have to have a new suit of clothes right away. 1884 01:36:05,237 --> 01:36:06,362 That doesn't make sense. 1885 01:36:06,446 --> 01:36:07,821 I can't do anything in your clothes 1886 01:36:07,905 --> 01:36:08,821 that you wouldn't do. 1887 01:36:08,905 --> 01:36:10,404 Well, if my old clothes make you 1888 01:36:10,487 --> 01:36:12,487 behave yourself, I don't think you ought to wear anything else. 1889 01:36:12,571 --> 01:36:14,821 Oh, no, you're you and I'm me. I wanna be myself. 1890 01:36:14,905 --> 01:36:17,821 I mean, suppose I should wanna kneel down in front of a girl. 1891 01:36:17,905 --> 01:36:20,154 Why in heaven's name should you want to do a thing like that? 1892 01:36:20,237 --> 01:36:22,196 Well, I've got to propose to a girl sometime. 1893 01:36:22,279 --> 01:36:23,821 - Clarence. - Oh, not right away. 1894 01:36:23,905 --> 01:36:26,654 But for $15, I can get a good suit of clothes. 1895 01:36:26,738 --> 01:36:28,821 Clarence, you're beginning to talk as crazy as your.. 1896 01:36:28,905 --> 01:36:32,821 Hello, Vinnie. You're feeling better today, huh? 1897 01:36:32,905 --> 01:36:34,696 Much better. Thank you, Clare. 1898 01:36:34,779 --> 01:36:36,571 You don't have to hurry home from the office 1899 01:36:36,654 --> 01:36:37,821 every day like this. 1900 01:36:37,905 --> 01:36:39,862 Uh, with business the way it is, there's no use 1901 01:36:39,946 --> 01:36:41,404 going to the office at all. 1902 01:36:41,487 --> 01:36:44,112 Yes, you do look better, Vinnie. What did you do today? 1903 01:36:44,196 --> 01:36:47,112 Well, I got a carriage and took the boys for a ride. 1904 01:36:47,196 --> 01:36:49,863 And we stopped in at McCreery's, and.. 1905 01:36:49,946 --> 01:36:54,029 Oh, Clare, I have the most wonderful news for you. 1906 01:36:54,112 --> 01:36:56,112 Who do you think I met? 1907 01:36:56,196 --> 01:36:57,613 Mr. Morley. 1908 01:36:57,696 --> 01:36:59,821 Morley? Never heard of him? 1909 01:36:59,905 --> 01:37:01,529 Remember that nice young minister 1910 01:37:01,613 --> 01:37:04,070 who substituted for Dr. Lloyd one Sunday. 1911 01:37:04,154 --> 01:37:06,446 Oh, yes. Bright, young fellow. 1912 01:37:06,529 --> 01:37:09,613 Preached a good sensible sermon. Short one too. 1913 01:37:09,696 --> 01:37:11,029 Ought to be more ministers like him. 1914 01:37:11,112 --> 01:37:13,946 Well, Clare, his parish is in Audubon Park. 1915 01:37:14,029 --> 01:37:15,696 You know, way up above Harlem. 1916 01:37:15,779 --> 01:37:19,279 Nobody knows you up there. You'll be perfectly safe. 1917 01:37:19,362 --> 01:37:22,070 Safe? Vinnie, what the devil are you talking about? 1918 01:37:22,154 --> 01:37:24,237 I've gone all over everything with Mr. Morley 1919 01:37:24,321 --> 01:37:26,738 and he's agreed to baptize you. 1920 01:37:26,821 --> 01:37:28,404 Oh, he has. 1921 01:37:28,487 --> 01:37:31,696 The young whippersnapper. Very nice of him. 1922 01:37:31,779 --> 01:37:32,946 We can go up there any morning. 1923 01:37:33,029 --> 01:37:34,905 We don't even have to make an appointment. 1924 01:37:34,987 --> 01:37:37,863 Who said I was going to be baptized at all? 1925 01:37:37,946 --> 01:37:40,571 Why, Clare, you did. 1926 01:37:40,654 --> 01:37:41,946 Now, Vinnie. 1927 01:37:42,029 --> 01:37:44,987 You gave me your promise, your sacred promise. 1928 01:37:45,070 --> 01:37:47,905 You said, "I'll be baptized. I promise I'll be baptized." 1929 01:37:47,987 --> 01:37:49,529 Well, what if I did? 1930 01:37:49,613 --> 01:37:53,446 Clare, aren't you a man of your word? 1931 01:37:54,987 --> 01:37:57,196 Vinnie, we all thought you were dying. 1932 01:37:57,279 --> 01:37:59,779 So naturally, I said that to cheer you up. 1933 01:37:59,863 --> 01:38:03,070 As a matter of fact, the doctor told me that's what cured you. 1934 01:38:03,154 --> 01:38:04,821 So it seems to me pretty ungrateful of you 1935 01:38:04,905 --> 01:38:06,779 to press this matter any further. 1936 01:38:06,863 --> 01:38:09,279 My being well has nothing to do with it. 1937 01:38:09,362 --> 01:38:12,487 You gave me your word. You gave the Lord your word. 1938 01:38:12,571 --> 01:38:14,613 And you're going to march yourself up to Mr. Morley's 1939 01:38:14,696 --> 01:38:16,446 church some morning before you go to the office 1940 01:38:16,529 --> 01:38:18,779 and be christened. If you think for one minute-- 1941 01:38:18,863 --> 01:38:20,196 What in the name of heaven is that? 1942 01:38:20,279 --> 01:38:22,196 If you think I'm going to let you add the sin 1943 01:38:22,279 --> 01:38:24,362 of breaking your solemn and sacred promise-- 1944 01:38:24,446 --> 01:38:27,279 I demand to know what that repulsive object is? 1945 01:38:27,362 --> 01:38:30,279 It's perfectly plain what it is. It's a pug dog. 1946 01:38:30,362 --> 01:38:31,696 What is it doing in this house? 1947 01:38:31,779 --> 01:38:33,946 I wanted it and I bought it. 1948 01:38:34,029 --> 01:38:35,779 You spent good money for that? 1949 01:38:35,863 --> 01:38:38,571 Clare, don't try to change the subject. 1950 01:38:38,654 --> 01:38:40,613 How much did you pay for that atrocity? 1951 01:38:40,696 --> 01:38:43,696 I didn't pay anything for it. I charged it. 1952 01:38:43,779 --> 01:38:44,987 Charged it? I might have known. 1953 01:38:45,070 --> 01:38:47,279 - How much was it? - Fifteen dollars. 1954 01:38:47,362 --> 01:38:50,237 - $15 for that eyesore? - Uh, Clare.. 1955 01:38:50,321 --> 01:38:53,821 Don't you call this lovely work of art an eyesore. 1956 01:38:53,905 --> 01:38:55,737 It will look beautiful sitting on a red cushion 1957 01:38:55,821 --> 01:38:57,863 by the fireplace in the living room. 1958 01:38:57,946 --> 01:39:00,154 If that sits in the living room, I won't. 1959 01:39:00,237 --> 01:39:03,070 Furthermore, I don't even want it in the same house with me. 1960 01:39:03,154 --> 01:39:04,154 Get it out of here! 1961 01:39:04,237 --> 01:39:06,196 Clare.. 1962 01:39:06,279 --> 01:39:08,654 ...you're not going to get out of this room 1963 01:39:08,738 --> 01:39:10,446 until you set a date for your baptism. 1964 01:39:10,529 --> 01:39:13,029 I'll tell you one thing. I'll never be baptized 1965 01:39:13,112 --> 01:39:16,237 as long as that hideous monstrosity is in this house. 1966 01:39:19,237 --> 01:39:20,946 Alright. 1967 01:39:21,029 --> 01:39:23,154 Alright! 1968 01:39:23,237 --> 01:39:24,571 Clarence. 1969 01:39:28,029 --> 01:39:29,529 That pug dog goes back this afternoon 1970 01:39:29,613 --> 01:39:31,654 and he's christened first thing in the morning. 1971 01:39:31,738 --> 01:39:33,112 You heard him, didn't you, Clarence? 1972 01:39:33,196 --> 01:39:34,821 You heard him say that he'd be baptized 1973 01:39:34,905 --> 01:39:37,237 as soon as I got this pug dog out of the house. 1974 01:39:37,321 --> 01:39:39,362 You hurry right back to McCreery's with it 1975 01:39:39,446 --> 01:39:42,029 and be sure they credit us with $15. 1976 01:39:42,112 --> 01:39:43,821 Oh, mother, while we were at McCreery's 1977 01:39:43,905 --> 01:39:45,696 I happened to see a suit I'd like very much 1978 01:39:45,779 --> 01:39:47,237 and the suit was only $15. 1979 01:39:47,321 --> 01:39:49,571 Well, Clarence, I'm afraid your suit will have to wait 1980 01:39:49,654 --> 01:39:51,279 until after I get your father christened. 1981 01:39:51,362 --> 01:39:53,070 Well, no, I meant that since the suit cost 1982 01:39:53,154 --> 01:39:54,362 just the same as the pug dog 1983 01:39:54,446 --> 01:39:57,571 If I exchanged the pug dog for the suit.. 1984 01:39:57,654 --> 01:39:59,196 Why, yes. 1985 01:39:59,279 --> 01:40:02,279 Then the suit wouldn't cost your father anything. 1986 01:40:02,362 --> 01:40:05,321 Why, how bright of you, Clarence, to think of that. 1987 01:40:05,404 --> 01:40:07,738 I'd better start right away before McCreery's closes. 1988 01:40:07,821 --> 01:40:09,738 Yes. Now let's see. 1989 01:40:09,821 --> 01:40:11,237 If we're going to take your father 1990 01:40:11,321 --> 01:40:13,571 all the way to Audubon Park.. 1991 01:40:13,654 --> 01:40:16,279 Clarence, on your way back, you stop at the livery stable 1992 01:40:16,362 --> 01:40:18,905 and tell them to have a cab here at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning. 1993 01:40:18,987 --> 01:40:20,696 Mother, a cab? Do you think you ought to? 1994 01:40:20,779 --> 01:40:22,404 We can't walk all the way to Audubon Park. 1995 01:40:22,487 --> 01:40:23,946 But you know what a cab does to father. 1996 01:40:24,029 --> 01:40:25,779 This is a very important occasion. 1997 01:40:25,863 --> 01:40:28,070 - Alright. - Get one of their best cabs. 1998 01:40:28,154 --> 01:40:29,571 The kind they use at funerals. 1999 01:40:29,654 --> 01:40:32,404 Those cost $2 an hour. And if father gets mad-- 2000 01:40:32,487 --> 01:40:33,987 Well, if your father starts to argue 2001 01:40:34,070 --> 01:40:35,196 in the morning, you remember-- 2002 01:40:35,279 --> 01:40:37,362 Oh, he agreed to it. We both heard him. 2003 01:40:42,821 --> 01:40:46,112 I hope you notice Clarence is returning the pug dog. 2004 01:40:46,196 --> 01:40:49,362 'Well, that's a sign you're getting your faculties back.' 2005 01:40:49,446 --> 01:40:51,613 Don't dawdle, Clarence. 2006 01:41:10,029 --> 01:41:12,613 Vinnie, it's good to hear you singing again. 2007 01:41:25,487 --> 01:41:27,779 Oh, uh, on the way uptown 2008 01:41:27,863 --> 01:41:29,362 I stopped in at Tiffany's 2009 01:41:29,446 --> 01:41:32,070 and, uh, bought you a little something. 2010 01:41:32,154 --> 01:41:34,112 Thought you might like it. 2011 01:41:34,196 --> 01:41:36,821 Clare! 2012 01:41:36,905 --> 01:41:39,654 What a beautiful ring. 2013 01:41:39,738 --> 01:41:42,154 Well, I'm glad if it pleases you. 2014 01:41:42,237 --> 01:41:45,987 Oh, Clare, how sweet of you. 2015 01:41:46,070 --> 01:41:48,529 I don't know how to thank you. 2016 01:41:48,613 --> 01:41:49,821 - Mmm. - Ah. 2017 01:41:49,905 --> 01:41:51,112 Well, it's thanks enough for me 2018 01:41:51,196 --> 01:41:52,905 just to have you up and around again. 2019 01:41:52,987 --> 01:41:54,154 You know, when you're ill, Vinnie 2020 01:41:54,237 --> 01:41:56,237 this house is like a tomb. 2021 01:41:56,321 --> 01:41:57,362 There's no excitement. 2022 01:41:57,446 --> 01:41:59,237 That's the loveliest ring 2023 01:41:59,321 --> 01:42:00,821 you ever bought me. 2024 01:42:00,905 --> 01:42:03,029 Now that I have this, you needn't buy me 2025 01:42:03,112 --> 01:42:04,946 any more rings. 2026 01:42:05,029 --> 01:42:06,529 Well, if you don't want any more. 2027 01:42:06,613 --> 01:42:09,446 What I'd really like now is a nice diamond necklace. 2028 01:42:11,446 --> 01:42:15,404 Vinnie, do you know how much a diamond necklace costs? 2029 01:42:15,487 --> 01:42:16,987 Yes, I know, Clare. But don't you see? 2030 01:42:17,070 --> 01:42:18,196 Your giving me this shows 2031 01:42:18,279 --> 01:42:19,863 I mean a little something to you. 2032 01:42:19,946 --> 01:42:22,196 - Now a diamond necklace-- - Good heaven. 2033 01:42:22,279 --> 01:42:24,946 If you don't know by this time how I feel about you. 2034 01:42:25,029 --> 01:42:26,946 We've been married for 20 years 2035 01:42:27,029 --> 01:42:29,196 and I've loved you every minute of it. 2036 01:42:30,946 --> 01:42:32,863 What did you say, Clare? 2037 01:42:32,946 --> 01:42:34,321 I said we've been married for 20 years 2038 01:42:34,404 --> 01:42:36,196 and I've loved you every minute of it. 2039 01:42:36,279 --> 01:42:38,654 But if I have to buy out jewelry stores to prove it.. 2040 01:42:38,738 --> 01:42:41,237 If I haven't shown it to you in my words and actions 2041 01:42:41,321 --> 01:42:43,279 well, I might as well.. 2042 01:42:44,738 --> 01:42:47,738 Well, what have I done now? 2043 01:42:47,821 --> 01:42:49,863 It's alright, Clare. 2044 01:42:49,946 --> 01:42:52,279 I'm just so happy. 2045 01:42:53,446 --> 01:42:54,696 Happy? 2046 01:42:56,487 --> 01:42:58,571 You said you loved me. 2047 01:42:58,654 --> 01:43:00,070 And this beautiful ring 2048 01:43:00,154 --> 01:43:02,821 that's something else I didn't expect. 2049 01:43:02,905 --> 01:43:06,321 Oh, Clare, I love surprises. 2050 01:43:08,738 --> 01:43:11,779 That's another thing I've never understood about you, Vinnie. 2051 01:43:11,863 --> 01:43:13,529 Now I like to know what to expect. 2052 01:43:13,613 --> 01:43:16,029 - Then I'm prepared to meet it. - Yes, I know, Clare. 2053 01:43:16,112 --> 01:43:17,529 But life would be pretty dull 2054 01:43:17,613 --> 01:43:19,446 if we always knew what was coming. 2055 01:43:19,529 --> 01:43:21,696 Well, it's certainly not dull around here. 2056 01:43:21,779 --> 01:43:23,654 In this house, you never know 2057 01:43:23,738 --> 01:43:25,404 what's going to hit you tomorrow. 2058 01:44:34,905 --> 01:44:37,321 Well, then, Harlan, the very.. 2059 01:44:38,696 --> 01:44:40,446 Who are you? What's your name? 2060 01:44:40,529 --> 01:44:42,738 - Margaret, sir. - Can't be Margaret. 2061 01:44:42,821 --> 01:44:44,571 We've got one Margaret in the house. 2062 01:44:44,654 --> 01:44:47,446 At home, they call me Maggie, sir. 2063 01:44:47,529 --> 01:44:48,987 Alright, Maggie. 2064 01:44:49,070 --> 01:44:51,905 If her name's Margaret, that's a good sign. 2065 01:44:51,987 --> 01:44:53,321 Maybe she'll stay a while. 2066 01:44:54,905 --> 01:44:56,612 Do you know, boys, your mother used to be 2067 01:44:56,696 --> 01:44:59,404 just the same about cooks as she is about maids? 2068 01:44:59,487 --> 01:45:01,487 Never could keep them for some reason. 2069 01:45:01,571 --> 01:45:06,029 Well, one day about, uh, 14 years ago.. 2070 01:45:06,112 --> 01:45:08,905 Yes, it was right after you were born, John. 2071 01:45:08,987 --> 01:45:10,946 My, you were a homely baby. 2072 01:45:18,279 --> 01:45:19,821 Thank you, Margaret. 2073 01:45:22,112 --> 01:45:24,738 - Good morning, boys. - Good morning, mother. 2074 01:45:24,821 --> 01:45:27,029 - Good morning, Clare. - Morning, Vinnie. 2075 01:45:27,112 --> 01:45:29,863 Why, you look as though you were dressed for a wedding. 2076 01:45:29,946 --> 01:45:31,779 - Do I, dear? - 'Yes.' 2077 01:45:31,863 --> 01:45:34,696 - Have a good night? - Yes, thank you, Clare. 2078 01:45:34,779 --> 01:45:37,112 Ah, sit down, Vinnie. 2079 01:45:37,196 --> 01:45:38,654 Sit down, boys. 2080 01:45:40,279 --> 01:45:42,029 Oh, thank you, Clarence. 2081 01:45:42,112 --> 01:45:46,070 Well, seems to me everyone's all dressed up this morning. 2082 01:45:46,154 --> 01:45:48,987 What's on the program for this fine day? 2083 01:45:49,070 --> 01:45:51,612 Well, uh, this afternoon May Lewis' mother 2084 01:45:51,696 --> 01:45:54,112 is giving a party for everyone in May's dancing class. 2085 01:45:54,196 --> 01:45:57,279 - Harlan's going to that. - I don't want to go, mama. 2086 01:45:57,362 --> 01:45:59,487 Harlan, don't you wanna go to a party 2087 01:45:59,571 --> 01:46:00,946 and get ice cream and cake? 2088 01:46:01,029 --> 01:46:04,154 May Lewis always tries to kiss me! 2089 01:46:04,237 --> 01:46:06,070 Hmm. 2090 01:46:06,154 --> 01:46:07,863 When you get a little older, you won't object 2091 01:46:07,946 --> 01:46:09,738 to girls wanting to kiss you. 2092 01:46:09,821 --> 01:46:11,821 Will he, Clarence? 2093 01:46:16,487 --> 01:46:18,696 This is for you, Mr. Day. Where shall I put it? 2094 01:46:18,779 --> 01:46:20,738 Oh, that's for me, I think. Take it upstairs, Maggie. 2095 01:46:20,821 --> 01:46:23,487 Wait a minute, Maggie. Bring it here. Let's see it. 2096 01:46:23,571 --> 01:46:25,613 See, it's for me, father. Clarence Day, Jr. 2097 01:46:25,696 --> 01:46:28,196 Let me look. Well, that's from McCreery's. 2098 01:46:28,279 --> 01:46:29,946 It is marked charged. What is it? 2099 01:46:30,029 --> 01:46:32,070 Clare, it's alright. It's nothing for you to worry about. 2100 01:46:32,154 --> 01:46:34,613 Well, at least I think I should know what's being charged to me. 2101 01:46:34,696 --> 01:46:36,946 - What is it? - Clare, stop your fussing. 2102 01:46:37,029 --> 01:46:38,654 It's a new suit of clothes for Clarence 2103 01:46:38,738 --> 01:46:41,112 and it isn't costing you a penny. 2104 01:46:42,613 --> 01:46:44,529 It's marked "Charged $15." 2105 01:46:44,613 --> 01:46:47,696 It's costing me $15. And I told Clarence-- 2106 01:46:47,779 --> 01:46:51,404 'Clare, can't you take my word? It isn't costing you a penny.' 2107 01:46:51,487 --> 01:46:54,362 I'd like to have you explain why it isn't. 2108 01:46:54,446 --> 01:46:56,571 Because Clarence took the pug dog back 2109 01:46:56,654 --> 01:46:58,321 and got the suit instead. 2110 01:46:58,404 --> 01:47:01,029 Of course, and they'll charge me $15 for the suit. 2111 01:47:01,112 --> 01:47:03,279 Nonsense, Clare, we gave them the pug dog 2112 01:47:03,362 --> 01:47:04,863 for the suit. Don't you see? 2113 01:47:04,946 --> 01:47:07,196 Then they'll charge me $15 for the pug dog. 2114 01:47:07,279 --> 01:47:10,321 But, Clare, they can't. We haven't got the pug dog. 2115 01:47:10,404 --> 01:47:12,738 - We sent that back. - Well.. 2116 01:47:14,154 --> 01:47:16,613 Hmm? 2117 01:47:16,696 --> 01:47:19,154 But.. 2118 01:47:19,237 --> 01:47:22,571 Well, now, wait a minute, Vinnie. 2119 01:47:22,654 --> 01:47:24,821 The suit.. 2120 01:47:24,905 --> 01:47:26,487 The.. 2121 01:47:26,571 --> 01:47:29,905 Well, there's something wrong with your reasoning. 2122 01:47:29,987 --> 01:47:31,738 Well, Clare, I'm surprised at you. 2123 01:47:31,821 --> 01:47:34,279 And you're supposed to be so good at figures. 2124 01:47:34,362 --> 01:47:36,029 Why, it's perfectly clear to me. 2125 01:47:36,112 --> 01:47:39,070 Vinnie, they're going to charge me for one thing or the other. 2126 01:47:39,154 --> 01:47:41,446 Don't you let them! 2127 01:47:45,154 --> 01:47:48,029 Chaa! Well, McCreery's aren't giving away suits 2128 01:47:48,112 --> 01:47:50,529 and they aren't giving away pug dogs. 2129 01:47:50,613 --> 01:47:52,196 Why, it should be clear to a child 2130 01:47:52,279 --> 01:47:55,029 that if Clarence sent the pug dog back, they.. 2131 01:47:57,112 --> 01:47:58,446 Well.. 2132 01:48:00,654 --> 01:48:03,362 I will not have that botanical freak in this room. 2133 01:48:03,446 --> 01:48:05,196 'John, have you been going around' 2134 01:48:05,279 --> 01:48:06,529 'this town selling medicine?' 2135 01:48:06,613 --> 01:48:09,362 - Yes, mother. - Dog medicine? 2136 01:48:09,446 --> 01:48:11,321 No, mother. Not dog medicine. 2137 01:48:11,404 --> 01:48:12,946 This letter from Mrs. Sprague says 2138 01:48:13,029 --> 01:48:14,821 you sold her a bottle of this medicine 2139 01:48:14,905 --> 01:48:17,696 and that her little boy gave some of it to their dog 2140 01:48:17,779 --> 01:48:19,404 and it killed him. 2141 01:48:19,487 --> 01:48:22,029 Now she wants $10 from us for a new dog. 2142 01:48:22,112 --> 01:48:23,905 Here, let me see that letter. 2143 01:48:23,987 --> 01:48:26,738 Well, he shouldn't have given it to a dog. It's for humans. 2144 01:48:26,821 --> 01:48:28,613 Why, it's Bartlett's Beneficent Balm 2145 01:48:28,696 --> 01:48:30,696 made from a secret formula. 2146 01:48:30,779 --> 01:48:33,112 Have you been going around among our friends and neighbors 2147 01:48:33,196 --> 01:48:34,613 selling some patent nostrum? 2148 01:48:34,696 --> 01:48:37,905 But it's good medicine, father. I can prove that by mother. 2149 01:48:37,987 --> 01:48:39,321 Vinnie, what do you know about this? 2150 01:48:39,404 --> 01:48:41,779 Well, nothing, Clare. But I'm sure John-- 2151 01:48:41,863 --> 01:48:44,654 - No, I mean that day mother-- - That's enough! 2152 01:48:44,738 --> 01:48:46,070 You're going to every house where you sold 2153 01:48:46,154 --> 01:48:48,237 a bottle of that concoction and buy it all back. 2154 01:48:48,321 --> 01:48:50,070 But it's a dollar a bottle. 2155 01:48:50,154 --> 01:48:52,613 I don't care how much it is. Here. 2156 01:48:52,696 --> 01:48:54,362 I'll give you the money now. 2157 01:48:54,446 --> 01:48:57,863 - How many bottles did you sell? - One hundred and twenty eight. 2158 01:48:57,946 --> 01:48:59,279 One hundred and twenty eight? 2159 01:48:59,362 --> 01:49:00,863 Clare, I always told you 2160 01:49:00,946 --> 01:49:04,237 John would make a good businessman. 2161 01:49:04,321 --> 01:49:07,571 Young man, you'll have to come down to my office with me. 2162 01:49:07,654 --> 01:49:09,946 I'll give you the money to buy back that medicine. 2163 01:49:10,029 --> 01:49:13,404 $128, and $10 more for Mrs. Sprague's dog. 2164 01:49:13,487 --> 01:49:15,905 That's $138. Thank you, Vinnie. 2165 01:49:15,987 --> 01:49:17,946 But it's all coming out of your allowance! 2166 01:49:18,029 --> 01:49:19,613 That means that you'll not get another penny 2167 01:49:19,696 --> 01:49:22,237 until the whole $138 is paid up. 2168 01:49:25,279 --> 01:49:27,613 I'll be 21 years old! 2169 01:49:31,237 --> 01:49:32,779 Oh, God! 2170 01:49:32,863 --> 01:49:35,112 What the matter, Clare? What's wrong? 2171 01:49:43,196 --> 01:49:44,905 Those gypsies are back. 2172 01:49:44,987 --> 01:49:46,987 Don't anyone answer the door! 2173 01:49:47,070 --> 01:49:49,737 They're moving in on us again, bag and baggage. 2174 01:49:49,821 --> 01:49:50,987 I won't have it, I tell you. 2175 01:49:51,070 --> 01:49:52,779 - I won't have it! - Now, Clare-- 2176 01:49:52,863 --> 01:49:54,987 Don't let them in! 2177 01:49:55,070 --> 01:49:56,696 'Clare, hush up. They'll hear you.' 2178 01:49:56,779 --> 01:49:57,987 'Tell them to get back in that cab' 2179 01:49:58,070 --> 01:49:59,446 'and drive right on to Ohio.' 2180 01:49:59,529 --> 01:50:01,696 'As if we could turn our own relatives away.' 2181 01:50:01,779 --> 01:50:03,446 They're extravagant enough to take cabs 2182 01:50:03,529 --> 01:50:04,905 when horse cars run right by our door. 2183 01:50:04,987 --> 01:50:07,321 Clare, now you be quiet and behave yourself. 2184 01:50:07,404 --> 01:50:08,821 John, come help with the baggage. 2185 01:50:08,905 --> 01:50:10,279 Why do they always have to pounce on us 2186 01:50:10,362 --> 01:50:11,321 without any warning? 2187 01:50:11,404 --> 01:50:12,863 Shh! 2188 01:50:12,946 --> 01:50:15,487 Cora, Mary. 2189 01:50:15,571 --> 01:50:18,321 Well, it's so good to have you back again. 2190 01:50:18,404 --> 01:50:20,362 How are you, Vinnie? We've been so worried about you. 2191 01:50:20,446 --> 01:50:23,112 Oh, I'm fine now. Did you have fun in Springfield? 2192 01:50:23,196 --> 01:50:24,905 - Oh, it was wonderful. - Was it? 2193 01:50:24,987 --> 01:50:27,696 John, my, you're still growing. 2194 01:50:27,779 --> 01:50:29,987 - Thank you, Cousin Cora. - John, go get their baggage. 2195 01:50:30,070 --> 01:50:31,612 - There's Whitney. - Whitney. 2196 01:50:31,696 --> 01:50:34,070 - How are you, darling? - Fine, thank you. 2197 01:50:34,154 --> 01:50:36,821 - And little Harlan. - Hello. 2198 01:50:36,905 --> 01:50:40,237 - Have you been a good boy? - No. 2199 01:50:40,321 --> 01:50:42,362 Clare, the girls are here. 2200 01:50:42,446 --> 01:50:46,029 Cousin Clare, here we are again. 2201 01:50:46,112 --> 01:50:48,237 My, my, it's so nice to be back. 2202 01:50:48,321 --> 01:50:50,029 - How do you do, Mr. Day? - How do you do? 2203 01:50:50,112 --> 01:50:51,696 Come in, sit down and have some breakfast with us. 2204 01:50:51,779 --> 01:50:53,321 Oh, we had breakfast at the depot. 2205 01:50:53,404 --> 01:50:55,362 Well, we've practically finished ours. 2206 01:50:55,446 --> 01:50:56,905 I haven't finished my breakfast. 2207 01:50:56,987 --> 01:50:59,029 Well, then sit down, Clare. 2208 01:50:59,112 --> 01:51:01,029 Come have a cup of coffee, anyway. 2209 01:51:01,112 --> 01:51:03,237 Mary, sit over there. Cora. 2210 01:51:03,321 --> 01:51:06,905 - Maggie, clear those places. - My, my, this seems so natural. 2211 01:51:06,987 --> 01:51:09,863 Clare, don't let your kippers get cold. 2212 01:51:09,946 --> 01:51:12,029 - Maggie, serve some coffee. - Yes, ma'am. 2213 01:51:12,112 --> 01:51:14,279 Oh, where's Clarence? 2214 01:51:14,362 --> 01:51:16,446 Uh, he must be upstairs moving his things 2215 01:51:16,529 --> 01:51:17,946 so you can have his room again. 2216 01:51:18,029 --> 01:51:20,237 Oh, oh, Vinnie, we can't stay overnight. 2217 01:51:20,321 --> 01:51:22,279 Grandpa Evans has been failing very fast 2218 01:51:22,362 --> 01:51:23,905 and that's why I have to hurry back. 2219 01:51:23,987 --> 01:51:26,779 We're leaving on the 5 o'clock train this afternoon. 2220 01:51:26,863 --> 01:51:29,946 Well, Cora, it certainly is good to see you again. 2221 01:51:35,529 --> 01:51:37,070 Well, who can that be? 2222 01:51:37,154 --> 01:51:38,738 Well, this time it can't be another 2223 01:51:38,821 --> 01:51:41,154 special delivery letter for Clarence. 2224 01:51:41,237 --> 01:51:42,487 Uh, while you were in Springfield 2225 01:51:42,571 --> 01:51:44,738 our postman was kept pretty busy. 2226 01:51:46,821 --> 01:51:50,112 - It's the cab, ma'am. - Cab? What cab? 2227 01:51:50,196 --> 01:51:52,404 The cab that's to take us to Audubon Park. 2228 01:51:52,487 --> 01:51:54,863 Oh, who's going to Audubon Park? 2229 01:51:54,946 --> 01:51:56,279 We all are. 2230 01:51:56,362 --> 01:51:58,029 Cora, the most wonderful thing has happened. 2231 01:51:58,112 --> 01:52:01,112 Clare is going to be baptized this morning. 2232 01:52:05,070 --> 01:52:08,237 Vinnie, what are you saying? 2233 01:52:08,321 --> 01:52:12,154 'I'm saying you're going to be baptized this morning.' 2234 01:52:12,237 --> 01:52:14,571 I am not going to be baptized 2235 01:52:14,654 --> 01:52:16,613 this morning or any other morning! 2236 01:52:16,696 --> 01:52:19,029 You promised yesterday that as soon as I sent 2237 01:52:19,112 --> 01:52:21,112 that pug dog that you'd be baptized. 2238 01:52:21,196 --> 01:52:22,987 I never said anything remotely like that! 2239 01:52:23,070 --> 01:52:25,487 Clarence was right there and heard you. 2240 01:52:25,571 --> 01:52:27,863 That's why I ordered the cab. 2241 01:52:27,946 --> 01:52:29,154 The cab. 2242 01:52:30,654 --> 01:52:34,237 Vinnie, you send that right back. 2243 01:52:34,321 --> 01:52:35,571 I'll do nothing of the kind. 2244 01:52:35,654 --> 01:52:37,946 I'm going to see that you go to heaven. 2245 01:52:38,029 --> 01:52:40,613 - I can't go to heaven in a cab. - Oh. 2246 01:52:42,404 --> 01:52:44,321 Oh! 2247 01:52:44,404 --> 01:52:46,487 Well, you can start in a cab. 2248 01:52:46,571 --> 01:52:48,571 I'm not sure they'll ever let you into heaven. 2249 01:52:48,654 --> 01:52:51,029 But I know they won't unless you're baptized. 2250 01:52:51,112 --> 01:52:53,738 They can't keep me out of heaven on a technicality. 2251 01:52:55,571 --> 01:52:58,654 Clare, stop quibbling. You may as well face it. 2252 01:52:58,738 --> 01:53:01,279 You've got to make your peace with God. 2253 01:53:01,362 --> 01:53:04,070 Until you stirred Him up, I had no trouble with God. 2254 01:53:08,404 --> 01:53:10,946 Harlan, Whitney, come get your Sunday hats. 2255 01:53:12,279 --> 01:53:13,987 - Clarence, John! - 'Yes, mother?' 2256 01:53:14,070 --> 01:53:16,029 Hurry, we're ready to go. 2257 01:53:16,112 --> 01:53:17,779 Oh, my prayer book. 2258 01:53:17,863 --> 01:53:19,863 Harlan, come let me fix your tie. 2259 01:53:21,112 --> 01:53:23,029 Vinnie, are you mad? 2260 01:53:23,112 --> 01:53:24,696 Was it your plan that my own children 2261 01:53:24,779 --> 01:53:25,987 should witness this indignity? 2262 01:53:26,070 --> 01:53:29,446 Why, Clare, they'll be proud of you. 2263 01:53:29,529 --> 01:53:32,029 I suppose Harlan is to be my godfather. 2264 01:53:33,654 --> 01:53:36,237 Vinnie, I won't go through with this thing. That's final. 2265 01:53:36,321 --> 01:53:38,362 Well, Clare dear, if you feel that way about it-- 2266 01:53:38,446 --> 01:53:39,529 I do! 2267 01:53:39,613 --> 01:53:41,279 Well, we won't take the children with us. 2268 01:53:41,362 --> 01:53:42,946 I'm not talking about the children. 2269 01:53:43,029 --> 01:53:45,863 - I'm ready, mother. - Oh, John. 2270 01:53:45,946 --> 01:53:47,987 Vinnie, I haven't time for anything like that this morning. 2271 01:53:48,070 --> 01:53:49,696 I've got to take John down to my office with me 2272 01:53:49,779 --> 01:53:51,654 and give him the money to buy back that dog medicine. 2273 01:53:51,738 --> 01:53:53,738 But it wasn't dog medicine, sir. 2274 01:53:53,821 --> 01:53:55,863 Young man, we're starting downtown this minute. 2275 01:53:55,946 --> 01:53:57,446 You'll do no such thing. 2276 01:53:57,529 --> 01:54:00,696 You gave me your sacred promise that day I almost died. 2277 01:54:00,779 --> 01:54:02,487 Yes, and she would have died if we hadn't given her 2278 01:54:02,571 --> 01:54:05,237 some of that medicine. That proves it's good medicine. 2279 01:54:06,821 --> 01:54:09,738 You gave your mother some of that dog medicine? 2280 01:54:09,821 --> 01:54:12,070 - John, you didn't? - Yes, we did, mother. 2281 01:54:12,154 --> 01:54:14,362 We put some in your tea that morning. 2282 01:54:14,446 --> 01:54:16,154 Oh, John. 2283 01:54:18,237 --> 01:54:21,571 Do you realize you might have killed your mother? 2284 01:54:21,654 --> 01:54:23,696 You did kill Mrs. Sprague's dog. 2285 01:54:25,779 --> 01:54:27,654 John, I'll have to give considerable thought 2286 01:54:27,738 --> 01:54:29,029 as to how you are to be punished for this. 2287 01:54:29,112 --> 01:54:30,821 - But, Clare-- - No, Vinnie. 2288 01:54:30,905 --> 01:54:32,571 When I think of that day, what.. 2289 01:54:32,654 --> 01:54:34,571 Why, we might have lost you. 2290 01:54:34,654 --> 01:54:36,362 You're alright now, thank heaven. 2291 01:54:36,446 --> 01:54:38,321 But what I went through that afternoon 2292 01:54:38,404 --> 01:54:39,279 the way I felt.. 2293 01:54:39,362 --> 01:54:41,738 Well, I'll never forget it. 2294 01:54:41,821 --> 01:54:44,237 You've forgotten it already. 2295 01:54:44,321 --> 01:54:45,529 What do you mean? 2296 01:54:45,613 --> 01:54:46,863 That was the day you gave me 2297 01:54:46,946 --> 01:54:49,154 your sacred promise. 2298 01:54:49,237 --> 01:54:51,196 Yes, but I wouldn't have given you my promise 2299 01:54:51,279 --> 01:54:52,571 if I hadn't thought you were dying. 2300 01:54:52,654 --> 01:54:54,029 And you wouldn't have almost died 2301 01:54:54,112 --> 01:54:55,946 if John hadn't given you that dog medicine. 2302 01:54:56,029 --> 01:54:59,196 Don't you see? Well, the whole thing is illegal. 2303 01:54:59,279 --> 01:55:01,112 Suppose I had died. 2304 01:55:01,196 --> 01:55:03,446 It wouldn't make any difference to you. 2305 01:55:03,529 --> 01:55:05,946 You don't care whether we meet in heaven or not. 2306 01:55:06,029 --> 01:55:09,112 You don't care whether you ever see me and the children again. 2307 01:55:09,196 --> 01:55:12,446 Oh, Vinnie, you're not being fair to me. 2308 01:55:12,529 --> 01:55:14,905 It's alright, Clare. 2309 01:55:14,987 --> 01:55:17,070 If you don't love us enough 2310 01:55:17,154 --> 01:55:19,279 there's nothing we can do about it. 2311 01:55:19,362 --> 01:55:21,654 But that has nothing to do with it. 2312 01:55:23,070 --> 01:55:26,196 I love my family as much as any man. 2313 01:55:26,279 --> 01:55:29,279 All my life, I've struggled and worked just to.. 2314 01:55:30,987 --> 01:55:33,279 Oh, God, there's that cab. 2315 01:55:37,404 --> 01:55:40,654 Vinnie, y-you're not well enough to go all the way to Audubon. 2316 01:55:40,738 --> 01:55:42,779 Oh, I'm well enough if we ride. 2317 01:55:42,863 --> 01:55:45,154 But that trip would take all morning. 2318 01:55:45,237 --> 01:55:47,654 And those cabs cost a dollar an hour. 2319 01:55:47,738 --> 01:55:49,446 This is one of their best cabs. 2320 01:55:49,529 --> 01:55:51,446 This costs $2 an hour. 2321 01:55:54,029 --> 01:55:57,029 Well, then why aren't you ready? Get your hat on! 2322 01:55:57,112 --> 01:55:59,196 Oh, tarnation! 2323 01:55:59,279 --> 01:56:02,362 Hallelujah! Amen! 2324 01:56:05,029 --> 01:56:06,446 Young lady, if it hadn't been for you 2325 01:56:06,529 --> 01:56:08,946 no one would have known whether I was baptized or not! 2326 01:56:26,196 --> 01:56:27,905 Oh, God! 2327 01:56:32,279 --> 01:56:34,779 Good morning, Mr. Day. Going to the office? 2328 01:56:34,863 --> 01:56:37,404 No! I'm going to be baptized!